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Moan Day Morning Metropolis Factoid: Superman can save the world, but Clark Kent... Q. When does Superman sleep? A. At Kryto-Night. Q. How did Superman increase his personal wealth in the 2010s? A. He heavily invested in Krypto currency. #Monday #Superman #humor

Q. What do biologists call an insane stag that's out running amok? A. Deer-ranged. Q. What kind of jokes do bucks tell at stag parties? A. Fawn-y puns. Q. How did the doe audience describe the buck comedian's deer jokes? A. Stag-nant. #deer #doe #buck #stag #humor

Tommy has found himself in a claw-full situation. Me-Out!

Q. Why was a museum curator considered brilliant at judging paintings & sculptures? A. He had art-official intelligence. Q. Why did the blonde become an art collector? A. She wanted more Monet. Q. What did the guy call the drawing of a drink flask on his arm? A. A Thermos-tat.

Q. How do you spell CANDY with only two letters? A. C and Y. Q. Which are the smartest letters of the alphabet? A. Ys! Letters Laugh of the Dear Algebra, Please stop trying to find your X. She's never coming back, and don't ask Y. #letters #alphabet #humor

Just doing a little pussy footing around 'cause it's Caturday. Me-Wow!

Paw-dners are always up fur a good game on Caturday.

GO BRONCOS! UNPLUG THE CHARGERS! Q. How do you become a superhero during a Denver Broncos game? A. Rescue a guy named Samuel Adams who's been trapped inside a bottle! #BroncosCountry #Denver #Broncos #humor

GO BRONCOS! DEVOTED DENVER FANS ARE PRAYING FOR A HELLACIOUS VICTORY TODAY! Q. Why did they stop doing the WAVE at the Denver Broncos Stadium? A. Too many blonde fans were drowning. Q. Why did the blonde leave the Broncos tailgating party crying? A. Because they ran out of

Q. How many Scorpios does it take to change a light bulb? A. Why'd you ask? Are you a cop? Q. How many Scorpios does it take to change a bulb? A. None. They'd rather sit in the dark. Q. How many assholes does it take to change a bulb? A. 0. A-holes never see the light anyway!

GO BRONCOS! DENVER FANS KNOW THE BRONCOS DON'T PUSSY FOOT AROUND. THEY GALLOP ON TO VICTORY! Q. Why don't the Broncos ever play pre-season games in the jungle? A. 'Cause there are too many cheetahs there. #BroncosCountry #Broncos #Denver #humor

How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Tentickles

I made my first ever unboxing video. The people at the funeral were horrified.

I didn’t know that poop could get that hot. I nearly got turd-degree burns!

A math quiz that smarts on March 3 at 3:33 PM.

It's Spring! Bee Happy!

The bog monster is heading off for her spring visit to the lettuce fields -- or so we've heard. If you see her, just leaf her alone cos she's used to romaine solo.

Q. Where do basketball players get coffee? A. Dunkin' Donuts! Q. Why do college basketball players get so excited when they make it to the last hole in golf? A. They love the final fore! Hooped-Up Hookup Line: Do you enjoy basketball? 'Cause I'm on the rebound. #MarchMadness

This is my late mother's account that I'm keeping alive. She adored PBS. Please take a moment to sign the petition to save PBS Kids. My kids watch + play games on it daily. Pls retweet shorturl.at/ILjpD