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Elon Musk looks more like a lesbian than most lesbians.

Wait until y’all find out Dr. Oz is yet another pillow salesman. Yes really😂🤣

A Missouri jury has found baptist church youth leader, Timothy Brown, guilty of raping a 12 year old girl who attended his church.

Thanks to the Dept. of Labor a defense contractor has to pay $1.4MM to 36 Mexican engineers brought here by the company on L-1B visas. They were paid in pesos, had lodging & per diem counted as wages and paid LESS than min. wage in violation of the Fair Labor Standards Act. The

My daughter is on a group chat with her school friends and I just heard her say, “Can we normalize not talking over each other?” 😆😆😆

Wanna see a dead body?

Holy crap the plot thickens

I still think the UnitedHealthcare CEO shooter could be Ezra Miller. 🤔

Why they want to ban TikTok

Rapey McForehead aka Matt Gaetz taking makeup advice from crossdressing, homosexual George Santos is peak MAGA Alpha Male 😆

Oh look it’s the MAGA Weather Yeti, aka the Bleach Blond Bad Built Butch Body Sasquatch reporting live on Insurrection Anniversary.

Dear James Woods, I’m sure “thoughts and prayers” will work this time, right James? 😉 🎶 Hey, you might need a raincoat Shakedown Dreams walking in broad daylight 365 degrees Burning down the house”

And let’s not forget, Trumpy McClown Face wouldn’t even hang Obama’s official portrait painting while in office.

Damn, Tom Cruise looks like he’s been on a bender in the Dagobah System

I hear Matt Gaetz is returning Nestor in exchange for Andrew Tate. Shocker🙄🥴

Elon booking his Nazi Barber on Wish.

Blue Horseshoe ❤️ 90 Day Tariff pauses. 😏

NostraPapidamus nails it again.

Me constantly refreshing this app hoping to see new Elmo posts dragging the Apricot Asshole:

Trump v. Musk aka El Taco v. The Ketamine Kid 🍿🥤