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The NFL desperately wants me to see this Bob Marley movie. Bills -3. Let’s go

Diggs should’ve caught that. Bob Marley: One Love in theaters everywhere 2/14

Congrats to the Chiefs. Ted Lasso is from there

When the Lions do that, they lose. Also when they do that, I order pizza…. Okay, I already ordered the pizza… okay, I already had a slice… okay, the pizza’s gone

Lions are imploding worse than my diet. Garlic knots went down better than the pizza. Mozz sticks don’t have a lot of time left…

It’s pretty irresponsible for airport bathroom stall doors to swing in instead of out. My bag and I simply have no chance of getting out of there

I never had a chance…

I’ve been banged

Life Binyamin

Death

I completely missed my window on Dua Lipa. Just heard it. Love the music. But it’s far too late in the game for me to jump on board with any shred of credibility.

Orange Chicken over noodles is not an “I’ve got a window seat on the next flight” kinda meal

“Jive” is a forgotten word that should never have been forgotten

I’m actually the new creative director for Circuit City

Why wouldn’t you bring a pocket spoon…

“I didn’t spend my whole life watching sports to become a blackjack player” - Binyamin

No quit in the little Abuela next to me on my flight. Half an hour into this flight and I’m getting absolutely WORKED for the armrest. More at 11.

Hear me out…. white people will put ketchup on anything

“People need to be held accountable for their actions” Joey Coldcuts Richmond Airport, 4/21/2025

It only takes one gym visit to realize you need 40 but it takes two gym visits to realize you are too far gone