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He is just a tiny little purple guy

Straight Parafilm on the Counter was the name of my poorly received (w)rap album

Every time someone wishes they could buy Parafilm at the supermarket, I nod in agreement. I see you. I am one of you. But my brothers and sisters in wax and plastic, none of us are ready to pay the cost of our dream: The reality that it would mean a modernizing packaging redesign

Okay, I guess that's fair. Parafilm is more chemistry than biology anyways. Fingers crossed for Wednesday. You better not fail me again this year Alfred!

I'm honoured that the Nobel Prize Committee has chosen to elevate me as the prime example of the collaborative nature of science. We all stand on the shoulders of giants, and it's a humbling experience to be recognised as one of them.

You're just jealous of my pretend Nobel Prize

I can't wait to see everyone's Parafilm art

Time to update my resume!

Hey there new followers, did you know that there is purple Parafilm?

The only horror movie that scares me

Other mugs should be illegal.

It's once again time to tag yourself!

Most cats species have between 10-15% Parafilm in their bones as an adaptation for doing the big stretch

I just want you to know that when you sing to yourself in the lab the Parafilm is dancing

Lab cheese implies the existence of lab milk, which implies the existence of lab cows, whose name implies them to originally be from Labrador, which is in Canada. Ergo international trade of lab dairy or cows must have existed prior to the invention of Parafilm in 1931 in the US.

Remember to check your undergrad's Halloween Parafilm! Just found a whole KitKat bar in this roll!

I love the non-smell of Parafilm in the morning

Of course when I decide to take a break because my "trying to be funny on the internet"-energy is being used on work and personal life this site has a max exodus lol And you know what, they are right. It's time to leave this Parafilm-forsaken place for bluer pastures!