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CotFE Announcement: Pastor Alex Love Pastor Alex asks that people. Many, many, many, many, many people stop tagging Pastor Alex on this thread.

Pastor Alex Good boi..

Pastor Alex Where did Jesus' X chromosomes come from?

CotFE Announcement: Come on guys. So many, many, many, many, many, many, many guys. Stop tagging Pastor Alex Love Pastor Alex on these threads.

Pastor Alex Is this like some kind of a vacuum cleaner to take people up to Heaven, or am I being overly optimistic?

I ❤️ Ralph 🙏 Pastor Alex

Wordle 1,478 3/6 🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟨⬜🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I am a STABLE GENIUS

Another breakthrough from the Church of the Forgiving Eagle Birth Rate R&D team, Beef Jerky panties. Declining birth rate has hurt church membership. Pastor Alex knew that people crave food after sex, so why not the other way around? Now when she says eat me, she means it.

8% of the world’s pollution is caused by the production of CONCRETE. I call for an IMMEDIATE BAN on concrete and DEMAND that everything is made from plastic from now on.

The porcupine needs love too..Pastor Alex

At the last Drag Queen story hour, Pastor Alex, under his pen name, introduced his recent book to help the children learn about hard struggles of life 🙏 Get your copy now, available exclusively at his home* *Please enter through the rear shed

Pastor Alex Do we have to pay extra if we want a $100 Special Prayer to be gift wrapped?

This is the future the atheists want. The want us defended by water mammals. Pastor Alex

Pastor Alex Proof! Evolution could not possibly come up with this adaptation. Only a B9 God would help out a couch potato like this.

Pastor Alex So babies with tiny heads have underdeveloped brains?

Did you know that some drug addicts SMOKE a marijuana instead of injecting it. Each marijuana “doobey”emits between 15 and 20 tonnes of CO₂ into the atmosphere. If you are going to take a marijuana, please consider the environmental damage you are causing.

Pastor Alex Why would God give us pimples if he didn't want us popping them?

Speaking as a man who is exactly 6', I agree. What do you think Pastor Alex ?

Our sources in England have confirmed that King Charles has stepped down & a new successor has been appointed Hail your new king Pastor Alex

Atheists in CANADA are deliberately spraying GAY CHEMTRAILS on the roads to make them GAY!!!! #JustSayNoToEnforcedGayPublicCarriagewaysInCanada