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Choir: Gloooooooooooooooria Me (confidently): IN EGG-SHELL-SEES-DAY-OH

“Have a good day” -typical -Standard -fine “I’ll send you memes” -bold promise -gives hope to all who hear -implies your comedic genius

OH MY GOODNESS 😂🙌🏼

Who’s gonna be there???

I have already told far too many people that I want to hang out “when all this craziness is over” and I just realized I’m going to be quadruple booked for a year once we can go outside again. Someone take my phone away PLEASE.

One interesting thing about #quarantinelife is that there’s really no way to be discrete about pooping

I am having so much fun blasting Coldplay in my apartment by myself rn

5 years ago, I wrote my first rap to celebrate the final season of #parksandrecreation and Adam Scott RT’d me. One record deal and several rewatches later, this is still one of my proudest accomplishments. @parksandrecnbc I cannot WAIT for tomorrow’s reunion 😭❤️

Man, I have the nicest fans: I’m really NEVER on this app but whenever I do log in there are always people who have tagged me and said such kind things! 😭 I don’t deserve y’all 🙏🏼 Thanks for the love ❤️

Premiering the Deep Cuts video tomorrow at 11am PST 🤩 youtu.be/xiLECSDQvNQ

Deep Cuts out now 🤩💿🏴‍☠️ youtu.be/xiLECSDQvNQ