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Feargal Sharkey Ian Gowland Banning bonuses for failing Water Company executives will have no effect They’ll just do what the wanking bankers did Increase salary & share options & other perks

Feargal Sharkey Their bonuses and the high prices for customers are the same thing. They get their bonuses because they put up prices to "pay for improvements" that never happen and so they can keep raising prices again. Every awful thing they do increases their bonuses.

Feargal Sharkey £14.9m on “marketing” in 5 years? They’re a monopoly, for goodness sake, so why do they need to do so much “marketing”??? Someone needs to audit precisely where that money went. Friends and family? Undeclared bonuses for the top guys? It’s very fishy?

This whole exchange is gold.

Nick Dixon Somebody, somewhere is fucking with us.

Nick Dixon They're not even hiding the strings at this point.

Nick Dixon That is the most convoluted cover story for going dogging I've ever heard.

Nick Dixon We've all used the old "hijacked by a spirit" when trying to strangle someone, haven't we? Oldest trick in the book.

Nick Dixon Burnside This is just fkin embarrassing. Is this the best they could find? A ghost nutter.

Nick Dixon

Nick Dixon He just thought he was a twat really.

MPs and peers urge govt to investigate how a US private equity company is funding £500m takeover of the Telegraph. Concerns about "Chinese state influence”. Why not the same concerns about ownership of water, steel, auto, airports, banks, real estate. theguardian.com/media/2025/jun…

Owners of the Oxford Union charity and buildings are threatening to close down this 200 year old institution if they reinstate my speech in full. We are currently in legal proceedings on this matter of censorship, discrimination, trespass on my intellectual property, violation

“I was kicked in the head by a phantom horse”

Dear Brexiters, You voted Leave. Gibraltar voted remain. This new deal is the consequence of what you voted for. Complaining about it now, just makes you look like the irrational uninformed children you've always been.

How does Gibraltar's Chief Minister deal with fake news? He monsters the press. Way to go Fabian Picardo 👏

Rob B It's almost as if he uses possession as an excuse to do stuff.

Nick Dixon "Idea for a show, 'Evil Spirits with Alan Partridge' each week, Alan grapples with an evil spirit that is being channelled by Derek Acorah. We could do Jack the Ripper, Jimmy Savile, Baphomet, or Tony Hayers. Cheap to make, we could do it in a pub car park. "

Isn’t that the guy who closed Grangemouth? The one for whom Labour pledged financial support to build a new refinery in Belgium and a stadium for ManU? He doesn’t even live or pay taxes in UK…like the Grangemouth workers did? Good to know who’s side Labour’s on Anas Sarwar