Callanetics 2moro!!! Lmao!!!!

goin off bebo in few mins

Ma bum's jist fell aff!

Apparently I don't exist! Type Pedair into Twitter and I won't be there!

Russell Brand;- I have just fucked your grandparents!! THEY LOVED IT!!!:)

It's a very blustery day, yet there's still no sign of Winnie the Pooh!

Is it just me or was 'the office' a pile of brain-dead, overhyped, unfunny, dreadful simulated speed comedown, crap!!!!

Blah blah blah:)

Release the gazebos!! Let them run wild!!!!

Bored bored bored!!!!!

Niamh's anniversary today. I love you baby girl, I can't believe it's been 4 years since I last held you in my arms; I miss you so much. xXx

Another snowy night just after it cleared.

Never hold your farts in, they travel up your spine and into your brain and that's when you get shitty ideas!

As Douglas Adams says: I am experiencing "the long, dark tea-time of the soul".

Infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me!

Don't have virtual sex, it only leads to computer viruses!

Iligitum non carborundum

(Neds) Chavs are not the voice of dissafected working class youth, the are violent consumerist morons, with no taste in anything!!!!

Ho hum!

Finally put the weans down for the night, now for a bit of "me time"! Thank fcuk that's the internet fixed - just hope it stays that way!