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Philly Squidward

@phillysquidward

Slowly letting the #Phillies, #Flyers, #Eagles, and #Sixers kill me. Politics. Video Games. Anime. Bob Barker once told me I was “a man with rare good taste”.

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calendar_today26-04-2022 23:11:57

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Huge news. Saw this coming. Don’t expect the #Flyers to bring him back. Comcast will never allow it, they care more about image and profit. This will only get negative attention, despite him being INNOCENT. He’ll sign with a playoff team and we’ll watch him host the Cup like Bob.

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This is exactly what’s going to happen and it’s sad how predictable the NHL has become. It might be worse than the NBA at this point, honestly.

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And they wonder why people have gotten tired of Marvel films. They aren’t super hero movies anymore. They’re 100% entirely political propaganda.

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I gotta go buy the biggest bucket of popcorn I can find for Thursday. The absolute batshit insanity that is about to ensue in #Phillies Twitter will be the most fun I had since the batshit #Flyers fans convinced themselves they’d be a playoff team next season.

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Tait was literally going to be a star catcher of our future. That absolutely sucks that we traded him off. He should’ve been untouchable and we gave him up for a guy who will pitch one inning a few times a week. Terrible.

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I’m usually a “trade the prospects for a championship” kind of guy, and I know there’s a cost that comes with that. Trading Abel was expected and worth it, but trading Tait may have been the dumbest shit Dombrowski has done his entire time with the #Phillies. Terrible trade.

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Glad I’m not the only one who thinks that. The #Phillies have now shown pure desperation. Players were whining to make a move and they did. Enjoy their future, which doesn’t exist.

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People celebrating the #Phillies trade as they lose a series to the worst team in baseball. But yes, they’re now suddenly a championship caliber team that is sure to win a World Series. The eye test has been gone for longer than I thought.

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Just imagine if Alvarado was never a stupid fuck. Could have used those players to upgrade elsewhere. The #Phillies are cooked with or without Duran.