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LAST EDINBURGH SHOW TONIGHT. Maybe your last chance to see the 5-star-rated show 'Leave Them Wanting Less' at 20:15 in Underbelly Edinburgh, Bristo Square tonight. We wanna go out with a bang. #edfringe #edinburgh #edinburghfestival #edinburghfestivalfringe #edfringe2024 #getcomedy

Tour t-shirts.

RUN DON'T WALK! Tickets are flying for #JenBrister at Liphook M Centre. Don't miss this #EPIC night of comedy. PLUS Paul Cox Joey Page Twitch.tv/joeypagecomedy Plastic Jeezus, a well-stocked bar 🍻 free parking 🚗and fully accessible. Book now shorturl.at/CFbVW #epiccomedy #epiccomedyuk

Edinburgh Dream Team. DONE.

We've loved celebrating all the colours of the Fringe this year! 🌈 A massive shoutout to all the incredible #edfringe artists who are an essential part of this vibrant and diverse community! 🙌 #FringeRainbow

Advice for Public Speaking

**** 'Plastic Jeezus: Leave Them Wanting Less is a fun hour of musical comedy by some talented performers' Edinburgh Festival Fringe @followthecow Plastic Jeezus broadwayworld.com/article/Review…

We put loads of effort into putting together special pre-show playlist for Edinburgh. Due to the nature of how things panned out, people only ever got to hear the first three songs. There are some real bangers later. So here you go. The whole thing: drive.google.com/file/d/1_SK91g…

CONSUMER ADVICE. #MusicalComedy #Comedy #UkuleleSongs #Ukulele #DoPeopleStillUseHashtagsOnHere #GodKnows

Tickets have nearly all gone for this. You'd be an absolute ninny to miss out. Come on. Us, Joey Page and Jen Brister - with Paul Cox MCing? It's a bloody dream team.

A Medical Problem.

You guys are EPIC! We have sold out Liphook M Centre on Saturday. We've added some extra seats, quickly grab the last of the tickets because this time once they're gone they're fully gone. epiccomedy.co.uk/event-details/… #epiccomedy #epiccomedyuk #jenbrister #standupcomedy #livecomedy

If you missed us in Edinburgh - and it's safe to say that most people did - you can catch us live in some other place. We just added some gig dates to our homepage. There are still more to be announced, but for now - check out THESE bad boys. plasticjeezus.co.uk

Don't judge.

Small Head Song.

Swan Song.

Comedy. Curry. Portsmouth.

Yeah, mofos.

Bandcamp Friday. Buy albums and that. Go on. Or don't. Don't care. plasticjeezus.bandcamp.com

Happy New Year. Twitter is on fire so we're unlikely to be posting much more on here. Feel free to follow us on Threads (moderately awful), Bluesky (fine), Facebook (meh), Instagram (OK, if you like that sort of thing) or TikTok (actual hell). Simon & Aaron x