The mask fell off some folks today.

Check this shit out!

They are halfway there.

Look, there are places within a short drive where you can drive like a wild person for a small fee.

We must meme this into existence.

Truly a question for the ages.

Thanks Colorado Dems and Governor Jared Polis Jared Polis you have truly outdone yourselves. That's a lot of lost jobs.

Dead.

They want you to stop having babies, but simultaneously import the rest of the world and their 7 children a piece. Take that for what you will.

What's up Seattle?

Why use bottles when you can just send straight into the wadi?

Hey nate cornacchia I want you to remember something. Where I come from, we know neither forgiveness nor mercy.

You know a city is retarded when you have to cut through the airport arrivals line to get through traffic when you're not going to the airport at all...

Ivar's is a classic American institution and feeding the seagulls is mandatory.

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Change one thing.

Wow, look who is waking up. Now if he would just apologize to my frens for being an asshole to them.