First good chuckle of the day

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For those who hoped 2021 might bring some normality, were six days in and we've just witnessed a US Secret Service agent, defend the The Capitol building with a SIG-Sauer P229 and a magic wand....possibly Acacia Wood with a Unicorn hair core. #capitol #CapitolBuilding

This is an absolute CATASTROPHE for football but I'm hoping the vicious backlash will stop it before it begins. There's not a single shred of support for this shit show anywhere. Who the fuck wants to see the same teams playing each other endlessly on loop?!? #europeansuperleague

Bristol pub saved from closure by nine local lads with big plans bristolpost.co.uk/whats-on/food-…

Stuart Barnes A message from The Lifeboat Inn in Shirehampton to a famous ex-regular!

Nice one lads up the boat 🍻

I’m calling on my MP Darren Jones MP to back Long Live The Local. Pubs and breweries need our support! Sign today at longlivethelocal.pub/sign #longlivethelocal

WOW JWST

This is platinum shittery

So the UK miss out on another World Cup and won't bid for 2030 which means it will likely be 2038 or more likely 2042 before we have the chance of staging it again! Only 76 years since 66! Between 66 and 2026, Mex will have had 3 WCs, Germany 2, USA 2! Let that sink in #WorldCup

#Shoutout to Hallen U16s who have been crowded champions of the Avon youth league this weekend. Nominate your coach, club or match official for a national award 👉 bit.ly/372LKTk #Grassrootsfootball #JuniorFootball #AdultFootball #SundayLeague

Thank You KLM

𝗧𝘄𝗼𝗽 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗽𝘀 TIME TRAVELLERS. I shagged a moose last weekend and got the clap...if someone could stop me, I'll give you £20, last December.

𝗧𝘄𝗼𝗽 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗽𝘀 Through a process of freeze drying, lacquering and the generous application of abrasive paste, you can in fact polish a turd.