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Polari Labs

@polarigroup

The Polari Group is removing barriers to intimacy and improving anorectal health.

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This is it, babes. The moment you and us have been gagging for. On Tuesday, May 6th, we’re finally pulling back the curtain and showing you what we’ve been teasing all this time.

This is it, babes.
The moment you and us have been gagging for.

On Tuesday, May 6th, we’re finally pulling back the curtain and showing you what we’ve been teasing all this time.
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4DAYS TO GO We’re not saying it’ll change your life... Okay fine, we are. In just four days, we unveil the little magic you didn’t know your backside was begging for. No launch yet - just a hot tease. And trust, it’s worth the edging. 😏

4DAYS TO GO 

We’re not saying it’ll change your life...
Okay fine, we are.
In just four days, we unveil the little magic you didn’t know your backside was begging for.
No launch yet - just a hot tease. 
And trust, it’s worth the edging. 😏
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1DAY TO GO It’s giving almost there. Tomorrow, our little secret finally comes into the light - cute, clever, and made to prep you right. You can’t snatch it up just yet, but once you see it, you’ll wish you could. Lube up, lovers. It’s nearly time. 💩

1DAY TO GO

It’s giving almost there.
Tomorrow, our little secret finally comes into the light - cute, clever, and made to prep you right.

You can’t snatch it up just yet, but once you see it, you’ll wish you could.
Lube up, lovers. It’s nearly time. 💩
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FORGET D*UCHING This disintegrating bu*t-ball changes everything. We’ve been whispering. Teasing. Hinting. You’ve heard the rumours - and now, for the very first time, you’re seeing what we’ve been building. MEET A-BALL & JOIN THE WAITLIST polarilabs.com

FORGET D*UCHING
This disintegrating bu*t-ball changes everything.

We’ve been whispering. Teasing. Hinting.

You’ve heard the rumours - and now, for the very first time, you’re seeing what we’ve been building.

MEET A-BALL 
& JOIN THE WAITLIST

polarilabs.com
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We’re Polari Labs - the world’s only an*l s*x lab founded by queer scientists, engineers, and unapologetic bottoms. We built A-Ball because we were tired of waiting for science to catch up to our pleasure. So we stopped waiting - and made it ourselves.

We’re Polari Labs - the world’s only an*l s*x lab founded by queer scientists, engineers, and unapologetic bottoms.
We built A-Ball because we were tired of waiting for science to catch up to our pleasure.
So we stopped waiting - and made it ourselves.
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If d0ucing was a person. Forget the d*uching drama. A-Ball is the only alternative that makes an*l preparation effortless, quick & totally spontaneous. Join the waitlist and get 25% off for your first year polarilabs.com

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WE SOLVED THE DOUCHING DILEMMA Forget the d*uching drama. A-Ball is the only alternative that makes an*l preparation effortless, quick & totally spontaneous.   Join the waitlist and get 25% off for your first year polarilabs.com

WE SOLVED THE DOUCHING DILEMMA
 
Forget the d*uching drama. A-Ball is the only alternative that makes an*l preparation effortless, quick & totally spontaneous.
 
Join the waitlist and get 25% off for your first year polarilabs.com
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PREP WARS A-Ball vs The Old Ways Forget the bathroom Olympics. A-Ball is the only prep that makes an*l effortless. No hoses. No stress. Just vibes & holes that are ready when you are. Join the waitlist & get 25% off your first year polarilabs.com

PREP WARS A-Ball vs The Old Ways
Forget the bathroom Olympics.
A-Ball is the only prep that makes an*l effortless. No hoses. No stress. Just vibes & holes that are ready when you are. Join the waitlist & get 25% off your first year
polarilabs.com
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BABE, IT’S 2025. HERE IS WHY YOU SHOULD DITCH THE DOUCHE & SWITCH TO A-BALL.  Join the waitlist and get 25% off for your first year polarilabs.com

BABE, IT’S 2025.
HERE IS WHY YOU SHOULD DITCH THE DOUCHE & SWITCH TO A-BALL. 

Join the waitlist and get 25% off for your first year polarilabs.com
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OUR MISSION We believe the s*xual wellness market needs to get over itself and finally start catering to all bodies, all orientations and all h0les. It’s 2025 why is the butt still being left behind?

OUR MISSION
We believe the s*xual wellness market needs to get over itself and finally start catering to all bodies, all orientations and all h0les. It’s 2025 why is the butt still being left behind?
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We Don’t Do Bottles. We Do Solutions We didn’t just shrink the same old water routine into a cuter bottle. We left the whole rinse-and-pray era behind. Join the waitlist & get 25% off your first year polarilabs.com #polarilabs #queer #lgbtqia+

We Don’t Do Bottles. We Do Solutions
We didn’t just shrink the same old water routine into a cuter bottle. We left the whole rinse-and-pray era behind.

Join the waitlist & get 25% off your first year
polarilabs.com
#polarilabs #queer #lgbtqia+
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We love a DIY moment
 but also, you deserve better than a corner shop bottle up your ass 💅 Big love to GAY TIMES for featuring Polari Labs in their latest guide to bottoming on the move.  👉 gaytimes.com/love-sex/how-t


We love a DIY moment
 but also, you deserve better than a corner shop bottle up your ass 💅
Big love to <a href="/gaytimes/">GAY TIMES</a> for featuring Polari Labs in their latest guide to bottoming on the move. 

👉 gaytimes.com/love-sex/how-t

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Because You Shouldn't Have to Fight Your Toilet Before S*x. We’re not here to repackage d*uching and sell it to you as a new invention. Join the waitlist & get 25% off your first year polarilabs.com

Because You Shouldn't Have to Fight Your Toilet Before S*x.
We’re not here to repackage d*uching and sell it to you as a new invention. 

Join the waitlist &amp; get 25% off your first year

polarilabs.com