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We did it!!! We finally dropped a brand new track for you and your friends to celebrate this most joyous holiday to!!!... as you may guess I'm not talking about Easter. Today, let us be the Cheech to your Chong, the Jay to your Silent Bob, the Snoop Dogg to your Martha Stewert

Step two: viral content planning meeting. It got… physical. 👽✨👣🙏 Left hand red. Right hand promote DIRTY HIPPY. DIRTY HIPPY - Available on all streaming platforms now! #prettyawkward #dirtyhippy #twister #awkward #newmusic

They were supposed to be writing the Dirty Hippy press release… now they’re 4 bowls deep in Crunchy Coma. 🧠🥣 😋 When you try to plan a marketing campaign but end up arguing over which cereal slaps hardest. DIRTY HIPPY - Available on all streaming platforms now! #DirtyHippy

Operation: Free PRETTY AWKWARD begins. Jesus, Bigfoot, and the Alien hit the road to rescue us from the evil Easter Bunny. They brought snacks, a playlist, and zero real plans. 🚗💨✨🎶 DIRTY HIPPY – OUT NOW and bumpin’ in the car stereo. Available on all streaming platforms!

They took a quick detour to a Coachella pool party. Jesus performed miracles. Alien spread the gospel of Dirty Hippy. Bigfoot just wanted to dip his toes to cool off from all the heat. DIRTY HIPPY - OUT NOW on all streaming platforms!! #Coachella #prettyawkward #DIRTYHIPPY

Coachella street team of another dimension. Alien worked the crowd. Bigfoot got lost in the rave tent. Jesus got booked to DJ. DIRTY HIPPY – OUT NOW 🎡👽🦍✌️🌈🎶✨ DIRTY HIPPY - OUT NOW available on all streaming platforms!!

When the weed hits… and the line’s too long. Jesus underestimated the edibles. Bigfoot refused to use public bathrooms. The Alien regrets that gas station burrito. 💨🌯🫠⏳😵👽🦍 DIRTY HIPPY - OUT NOW available on all streaming platforms!!

The Dirty Hippy Rescue turned into a full-blown audition for So You Think You Can Get High and Groove. Jesus busted out jazz hands. Bigfoot hit the gritty. Alien nailed the moonwalk… telepathically. Meanwhile, we’re still tied up in bunnyland. 🕺👽🦍✝️🎶 DIRTY HIPPY - OUT NOW!!

1 beer = fine. 4 beers + selfie = problem. They stopped to ‘strategize’ at the bar. Alien posted 14 blurry IG stories. Bigfoot arm-wrestled a frat bro. Jesus had a beer… then made a very poor beverage decision. 🍻🍺🤳✨😂👽🦍 DIRTY HIPPY - OUT NOW available on all platforms!!

High. Drunk. Tattooed. Band promo complete. Jesus may have had a few too many beers… And some questionable weed gummies. But the Alien wanted to show support. Now they are permanently Pretty Awkward. 👽✒️🍺✝️🤪 DIRTY HIPPY – OUT NOW available on all streaming platforms!!!

Forgive us, for we have partied. The rescue paused for a holy hangover. Alien held his hair back. Bigfoot whispered encouraging growls. Jesus hurled. DIRTY HIPPY – Still Streaming. Still Legendary. 🚽🤮✝️👽🦍🥴💫🙏 DIRTY HIPPY - OUT NOW on all streaming platforms!!

Meanwhile… we’re still trapped with the evil bunny. Will they actually save us? Will Jesus recover in time? Will Bigfoot remember where they parked? 🐰⛓️😱🥕⏳🔒🤯 DIRTY HIPPY - OUT NOW on all streaming platforms!!

When the vibe goes too hard… Jesus woke up in a room that smells like pizza, regret, and alien vape smoke. Bigfoot brewed coffee. Alien Googled “how to un-party your brain.” DIRTY HIPPY – OUT NOW (and surprisingly still trending) 🥴🍕👽🦍🛌

Forgiveness starts with carbs. They tried to soak up the chaos with pancakes, beans, and 7 types of meat. Jesus isn’t speaking. Alien’s staring into the void. Bigfoot’s already on his fourth plate. DIRTY HIPPY – fueling your healing journey. 🥞🥓🍳🧃🤕

Third day who? He’s back by breakfast. He saw the pancakes and instantly resurrected. Alien cried. Bigfoot called it a miracle. Jesus just said, “Pass the syrup.” DIRTY HIPPY – It’s giving divine carbs. 🥞✝️👼🌈🍯

When you remember the mission halfway through the abduction. They finally remembered they were supposed to rescue the band. So naturally, they hit the UFO shortcut. Alien pulled some strings. Bigfoot had air miles. DIRTY HIPPY – Out now and headed out of this world. 🛸👽🦍✝️💫

Into the Evil Bunny’s Den. They followed the trail of cursed chocolate and broken dreams. Bigfoot smelled the way. Alien brought backup carrots. Jesus whispered, “This better be worth it.” DIRTY HIPPY – still playing through the darkness. 🐰🥕🕯️🥚👀

Band: Rescued. Bunny: Caged. Vibes: Restored. They did it. They actually did it. The band is safe, the bunny is locked in its own cage, and Dirty Hippy is officially the weirdest promo campaign of all time. Thank you for riding with us. DIRTY HIPPY – OUT NOW 🐰⛓️🎉👽🦍✝️

New PRETTY AWKWARD single DIRTY HIPPY available on all streaming platforms!! 🌳🔥😚💨 Click here to listen now: social.tunecore.com/linkShare?link…

In honor of the new pope, we took a smoke 🤣😂