My Saturday schedule for the next five months.

They market this as a lighthouse but it actually looks pretty heavy to me.

Old people trying to be Sigma by using Gen Alpha slang should just stop. That’s skibidi Ohio.

One thing newer M&A students often overlook in a deferred closing acquisition is the significance of the passage of time.

I love the new law faculty sauna with its dedicated monitors so we can read the hottest law review scholarship.

When you have a medical concern, who needs a doctor when you can have a Groktor?

Staring blankly off into the distance is an underrated activity.

"This computer program character is no good because it has no human experiences and audiences aren't interested in it, which is exactly why we need to make a really big deal out of it."

The government shutdown has brought all activity to a grinding halt, and social order has begun to collapse. My neighbors have started looting my home and my children are drinking creek water to survive. I, however, have sourced a new habitation for my family.

I’m proud to be teaching a “law and accounting” class next semester, which I truly believe is the most under-appreciated class to prepare law students for a career in business law.

From now on I'm just going to reply to every post I dislike with, "Source?"

I am writing a book about maritime law for regular people (non-lawyers). It feels weird.

How many articles do I need to have published to truthfully say I've published "dozens of articles"?

I am not proud to admit this, but sometimes I say the wrong thing.

I have officially reached the age where ascending and descending bleachers makes me anxious.