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Popeye has no biceps, and thus no upper body strength. You wanna see REAL strong hot guys? Buy tickets to our show. Protestthehero.ca

Fuck you, don’t come to our shows. Don’t buy tickets at protestthehero.ca

Shit, sorry that was a text message for my dad.

Who is band you wouldn’t see with a free ticket? Don’t say us, our tickets aren’t free. Buy them @ protestthehero.ca

I wonder if you can still find Tim McGraw in his wigwam beatin’ on his tomtom. Anyway, come see us rock. 🎟️ protestthehero.ca

If we let you pick the encore for the Volition X tour, what 2 songs would you pick?

Aaaand that’s why we don’t let the audience pick the encore.

I promised to do a residential school denialism wrap-up thread, debriefing and revealing the denialism we saw in September with receipts, so here we go. I hope this is helpful to share etc. Sadly, there is too much to cover, so I’ve limited it to some representative samples 🧵

When you’re hot lil shredders like us you’ve gotta beat dudes off with a stick. It really fucks their dicks up.

Celebrate spooky season with a Halloween covers night, Protest The Hero, Hallucinogenic Honey and more dlvr.it/TF1qPT

CHOADIARY 9 - ON THE CHOAD AGAIN youtu.be/YtB9dCyzxqc

11 years ago today, @protestthehero's 'Volition' reached #20 on Top 200 Billboard charts. This was the bands first release without label backing and was fully self funded through an Indiegogo campaign. The album also features Chris Adler (formerly of Lamb Of God) on drums.

“Oh what have ya done? You’re a pink pony girl and you farted out cum”

We are supporting BTBAM this spring across America. Tickets on sale this Friday. *** the original copy for this post was really funny, but too long for this app. Just know that we tried.

Second show added in Asbury Park, NJ. Tickets available now. etix.com/ticket/p/61668…

TORONTO! Presale tickets for our show at Lee’s Palace on May 29th are available now. CODE: PEETH ticketweb.ca/event/protest-…

Tickets for our Tillsonburg, West Chicago and Toronto shows are on sale now. Toronto is already over half sold through ticket pre-sales. Come and celebrate the 40th anniversary of Lee’s Palace with us. Tickets - protestthehero.ca

Tillsonburg! We are back this weekend at The Mill. Limited tickets are still available for Sunday. pthtillsonburg.eventbrite.ca

Toronto - our first show at Lee's Palace has sold out, so we have added a second show on May 28th. Tickets on sale now - bit.ly/ProtestTheHero…