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Refreshingly honest #Coronation coverage as the former Prime Ministers arrived.

“Because he’s holding a thermal detonator!”

Correct. I sing for money.

This is even funnier if you get it before the punchline is delivered.

There are moments when I think the human race isn’t so bad, and then you see a man arguing with Tesco customer services about a broccoli. When the apocalypse comes, I’m likely to nod and go “fair enough”

Poor performance across the pitch, myself included, but since it was a friendly I’ll give myself a small pat on the back for the best goal I’ve scored in years and one of only a few Sunday league career headed goals

Two goals in a week? Best retire now 👀🙃

Gimme Three Steps for me, but Simple Man, Tuesday’s Gone and Freebird are all great. Top album

Lovely November we’re having….

The only shame is that I could have had my first hat trick in about 20 years… anyway, 3 points, and some really old bloke is Oval top scorer for 23/24 as it stands….. #baggers

Watching First Knight on Film4. Who’d have thought when King Arthur died and gave Richard Gere his wife that Camelot would endure for thousands of years before eventually going bust and becoming an abandoned theme park

If I forgot I was visible on some video calls…. 🙃

A lovely time at the Empire podcast live! Thanks Chris Hewitt Helen O'Hara James Dyer and Sophie Butcher for a fun night! Bring it back to Liverpool next time! 😁

King prawn implies the existence of Queen prawn, bishop prawn, knight prawn, and pawn prawn

Glad #C4BritainDecides has settled down a bit. It’s bad enough watching politicians rudely squabble in commons without them doing it on the election coverage! 😂 hoping Rory Stewart and ALASTAIR CAMPBELL provide a bit of balanced/sensible commentary ala their v good podcast

A new day in Westminster has dawned...

This wildly misleading tweet, and the mostly hateful replies, is like entering an alternate version of reality. If anybody is interested in the truth behind this claim, and what that Swedish poll actually asked, I'll go through it. Probably banging my head against a wall. 😂