I'm in the grocery store. My smart fridge at home is sending me messages telling me what food it wants me to put in it.

This!

E (age 6): My tooth fell out. Me: Want to sell it? E: No. Me: I'll pay you $2 for it. E: No thanks. I'll save it for the tooth fairy. Me: Why not sell it to me? E: The tooth fairy pays $5.

This new version of The Thing looks terrifying.

Went thru a restaurant drive thru for the first time in a long time. Was required to scan a QR code and read and agree to the terms of service for using their order-taking AI to continue. #TrappedInTheDriveThru

Computer programmers making computers make interactions with people worse by demanding people do things that computers can do better. Also, computer programmers making computers block and frustrate people with games of "Guess the undisclosed data structure".

A new candidate for the open #deskcat position is demonstrating his keyboarding skills.

Hey, Domino's Pizza, Stop telling people in my house to recycle your pizza boxes. My city does not permit pizza boxes in the recycling, and has threatened to take away my recycling privileges and fine me. Stop it!

I think I have identified the illegal alien who is eating pets. I saw it on TV. It must be true.

Hey eBay, Your recent changes to make search more fuzzy have destroyed the shopping experience. What used to be fun treasure hunts are now filled with frustration as you fill search results with irrelevant items. Do you hate your customers?

The Alexa mobile app is still horrible when there is an inconsistent data connection. It no longer pops up alerts, but is instead, incessantly yells at me: sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry, you're sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry, your mobile device. Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry

Arcade Z80 is tired after decades of playing games with humans.

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