That first walk onto the balcony when you get to your vacation destination

“If you want to improve, be content to be thought foolish and stupid with regard to external things. Don't wish to be thought to know anything; and even if you appear to be somebody important to others, distrust yourself.

It is only Uganda where you tell someone you are not available and they get pissed because how can you not be available.

Ever sit in a meeting and think, "Forget an email, this should have been a fistfight"?

Having a soft-spoken voice will make you see shege. 😂😂😂

The Wild and Witty show is back this Thursday 7th August. Hosted by 👑 Racheal. A 🎤 with music from Dj Smoque 🎶 5 beers for just 30K Pitchers: Non-alcoholic 80K, Alcoholic 120K Pull up with your crew and register via WhatsApp 📲 +256 701 215 298 #WildAndWittyShowUGAtSNV

for your own sanity, always take mixed signals as a no

Btw, when Joshua Baraka said “looking for love in the wrong places” he was meaning Kigali.

Hey guys - Modern Living is still looking for an interior designer to join their kick-ass team. Please send your CV and Portfolio to [email protected] if you are interested <3

"Sometimes you have to bite the bullet, not because you're weak, but because you’re strong enough to know it’s the best way forward."

Breaking news. The Kingdom of Buganda has officially started administering medication from its own constructed hospital, Kabaka Muteesa II Hospital in Busimbi, Mityana district today. gambuuze.ug/obwakabaka-but…

Nah, as soon as you send me a sticker you just challenged me.

Due to public demand and Kanindo being a national sportsman, it is important that the public gets wind of what the outcomes of the disciplinary proceedings were. I will start by sharing screenshots of the ruling on the Preliminary Objections raised during the hearing.

We're back today with the The Wild And Witty Show at Shisa Nyama Village in Bugolobi for the HR Approved Edition. Trivia kicks off at 7:00PM, and don’t miss the after party, brought to you by DJ Smoque from Ssese Nation. Hosted by 👑 Racheal. A. See you there!

Tonight, catch The Wild & Witty Show (The Wild And Witty Show), HR Approved Edition, at @ShisaVillage, hosted by @QueenLaakeli with @DJ_Smoque from Ssese Nation spinning tracks. Grab 5 beers for 30K!

I know it pains or shocks some of you but yes…..some of us LOVE our DARK skin!

Adulting is funny. The Phaneroo and Watoto church guys could be deep in a heated debate over scripture interpretation, and meanwhile, I'm just emotional because I finally got the chili level right in my food.

"I am the stone that the builder refused"

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