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I am a lot of boys’ muse but their craft is sports betting

“1 mil on tik tok” in insta bio is so girlfriend in Canada like ok u can’t pull here

If I was stuck on a deserted island I would be totally fine as long as there’s guys to hang out w there and one girl who gets it

I thought the sex and the city girls were 27 and just looked like that because they didn’t have gua sha and retinol

It’s so unfair to have to be in a recession without a boyfriend to explain it to u

Gay guy party is such a water water everywhere but not a drop to drink situation for a girl like moi

This friday 50 amazing comedians will APOLOGIZEEE at the bell house for various crimes, missteps, blunders, faux pas etc. there will be DRAMA and everyone will be forgiven… plz come concerts.livenation.com/sorry-hosted-b…

The government should send you a thank you note for ur taxes at VERYYYY least

There can be 100 guys fighting a gorilla in a room

Dating must be so easy if you don’t have a majillion things to do every night or a gazillion friends to hang out with

Unfortunately just have to wait for one of u to break up w ur amazing bf because the boys that r out there r scaring the DICKENS out of me

Slugs

Your email will never fucking find me

I just know jelly roll would be addicted to my ass

I feel so bad for Jesus he died before he could experience the euphoria of texting boys

Haaate finding out my reply guys have other crushes like stay focused diva

Day 87 of focusing all my energy on trying to find timothee chalamet attractive so I don’t feel so alone in my journey on this earth

this crazy cop is my new favorite tiktok account

There are so many more gems on Officer Rachel's page it’s wild