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Dawg what are we doing here

Destiny

I am telling you, they deserve this. Let them eat cake.

Every writer has strongpoints and weak points. Tolkien had a poetic command of describing nature. Atmosphere. Heroism. Not so much on the romance. Or battle. Or conversation. Modern readers are weaned on the latter and starved of the former.

Finally after all these years I have learned the difference between "your" and "you're", so their you go

Kari Lake just absolutely destroyed a deranged Democrat who was losing his mind over her election challenges in Arizona. Kari makes her point by slipping in the fact that the lunatic Democrat was accused of having a gay lover 😂😂😂 SAVAGE 🔥 Kari Lake

Two unveiled women on the street in New York, 2025; before the Islamic Revolution

If wrestling is fake, then explain this

It's pointless, Manny. If Muslims were going to vote for a Frenchman, they'd elect your wife.

Jesus: Mary is no better than anyone who hears the word and keeps it. Rome: We're gonna' pretend you said she has superpowers.

Wait. Wait. I... I can VOTE for Pastor Manning? Where? How?! How many illegal aliens will physically fit into a Firebird?

You said to wait 48 hours, gang. It's been 2 and a half days. When does the 12-day war turn into the 12-year war we were promised by Ian Carroll and his Crayola flowchart of AIPAC donations?

Keep going. One more World War 3 and I get a free sub.

That's a shame. Patton Oswald performed that material for his wife, and I hear it killed.

"The Phantom's outfit isn't the only thing that's turning purple." —Old Jungle Saying

Last episode. What a Western.

The gun barrel sequence will now be a lingering, 40 minute establishing shot punctuated by french horn farts.

The Narnia series starts with The Magician's Nephew. Send tweet. Replies disabled.

You'd need more than that to affect regime change. Iran's regime isn't the Ayatollah. It's a three-pronged triumvirate of the Ayatollah, the Military, and the (admittedly ceremonial) Executive.