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Is you wrappin that pressie for me mum? Whaddya mean no??! Ah yes it's dad's birthday tomorrow..don't worry i won't tell everyone he's your toyboy 😹😹😹😹😹😹

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Morning me lovelies..happy Friday!.. have a spiffing day..loves yaxxxx 💖💖💖💖

I is not one to gossip as you know..but mum has just spent 10 mins tryin to get a hair out of her mouth..turns out it was her own attached tash whisker!! 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

Happy birthday 🎂 to the bestest dad ever!!!! 💕💕💕💕💕💕

Happy #Caturday lovely furrrriends!..I is havin a lie in after last night's birthday shenanigans..have a fantabulous day..love and hugsxxx 💖💖💖💖

Morning me lovelies..I is up at the crack of a sparrows fart this morning!..hope you all has a magical day..love and hugsxxx 💕💕💕💕

Hmm odd stuff mum has done so far today that makes me want to rehome her..tried the electric bug zapper thing on herself to see if it hurts and asked if she had a leg off could she keep it and eat it..oi Wenchie McWeirdo take ya meds!!! 🙀🙀🙀

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Cyril is still thriving! Like a huge great barnacle on mum's meaty bum cheek..if he's cut out they could land space rockets 🚀 in the crater that's left 😹😹😹😹

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I has been betrayed dear chums, forcibly removed from under the kitchen table for me meds...by dad!!!! I expect it of the wench but not dad!!!! 🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀

Happy Monday me lovelies!!!.. have a cracking day..love and hugsxxx 💕💕💕💕

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Ooo i is vexed today..was havin a wonderful snoozies when wench woman picked me up demanding love and cuddles! So I sneezed on her glasses and drooled in her mouth 😹😹😹😹😹😹

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