Finally #Collinsworth says something that makes sense on Sunday Night Football on NBC : "I'm not an expert on anything". @stupidSNFsays

Happy #NationalPumpkinDay! It's pumpkin-crushing season and the hippos are happy to participate! Sound up to hear that satisfying crunch! Pumpkin pandemonium is brought to you by Frisch's Big Boy

People are starting to say Elon Musk isn't actually a real engineer. But he definitely said "I don't know why people think Twitter is so complicated. I could fix it in like a weekend." And then proceeded to fuck everything up. That's exactly like an engineer.

Has anyone else noticed a huge uptick in morons higher in their feeds the last few weeks?

That was like a Marvel movie. Lots of activity, nothing happens, the clock says it should be over but there's still more to go, and you end up still having to watch the next one to find out what was important this time. #USAvENG #FIFAWorldCup2022

I asked #ChatGPT to write a Bruce Springsteen song: "I want energy and excitement, with a sweeping, emotional story that addresses social issues. 3 verses, chorus, bridge." It gave me a Bon Jovi song, instead.

Weird

"You there, boy! What day is it?" "Today, sir? Why, it's Valentine's Day!" "Then I haven't missed it! Go to the shop and buy me the big turkey, in the window!" "The big one, sir? Whatever for?" "I'm going to f*ck it." -excerpts from Dickens' unpublished 'A Valentine Carol'

There is something weird about a world where *I'm* a "Verified Fan" of BEYONCÉ ...

Starting a podcast called Stale Air in which I interview people over 40 about ambitious creative projects they’ve conceived of and begun but are too exhausted to ever finish

A month in 3 mins! This is a timelapse of the #Seattle weather highlights of Feb 2023. I had a camera set up to take one photo every minute from Jan 18th to Feb 28th. The whole timelapse is above 30 minutes. So I edited down the Feb portion to just 3 mins of the highlights.

Presumably he wasn't under oath. Charlie Savage

In a GIF, who was your first concert?

The '57 Chevy was a classic... Heinz 57 ain't too bad... Bruce lamented nothin' on 57 channels... Sen. J. Y. Iselin found 57 commies in the DoD... and now this.

Excited to be a part of this issue! MI6 Confidential

More Music, More Music, More Music, More Music.

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Regardless of your political bent, there's no denying President Carter's impact on world history. And, would you believe, on humor? latimes.com/opinion/story/… Los Angeles Times The Carter Center Emory University @EmoryWheel The Emory Spoke

S8E5: Clipped by Robert J. Binney Henri Beauchamp, hairdresser extraordinaire, is honor-bound to investigate the burglary of Grace McCluskey’s wedding purse. Henri may have a certificate but he needs our help to tease out this whodunnit. player.captivate.fm/episode/c6affe…

I wrote a podcast - a book you read with your ears! Crime is afoot in Bayville, and only hairdresser extraordinaire Henri Beauchamp can save the day! Can *you* solve the mystery before TG Wolff and the good folks Mysteries to Die For? player.captivate.fm/episode/c6affe…