YES! I finally have a title for when I'm culling stuff out of our department and off of cardiac arrest trollies! Tempted to add this to my email signature! Amy Mirner Resuscitation Officer Chief Departmental Exnovator

100% success rate on ATLS! Well done all! Thanks to our faculty from far & wide. Huge thank you to Emily mae Sarah Hudson Anna and Sue for all of their support as well as to @allana_neal Carl Davies Olga & Beth DMS_JHG_South for being patients! The Royal College of Surgeons of England

A group of dividing cells are worth more than your health, happiness & future prospects! But feel free to buy an assault rifle, purely designed to destroy life, with minimal government interference! PROLIFE my arse! #RoeVsWade #sadday #landofthecontrolled #Homeofthedeluded

On the other side today. Huge thanks to Portsmouth Children's Emergency Department Portsmouth Hospitals University NHST for all the care you gave to Millie and her # wrist. I should have known muttering "have a go, what's the worst that could happen?!" When referencing the monkey bars, is as bad as uttering the "Q" word at work!

Great way to start the week! In a field at #wellfest Big box of goodies, currently relaxing on a bean bag waiting for pilates to start. Portsmouth Hospitals University NHST @phuresusdepartment

Perfect glitter tattoo for a Resus Officer! Great time at #Wellfest Thank you NHS Hampshire and Isle of Wight

What a great evening painting jellyfish! Maybe we could have a can you find all 5 Jellyfish hunt around Portsmouth Hospitals University NHST to keep our patients entertained! Thanks for organising Lynn. PHU Education @phuresusdepartment Joanne Smith 💙💛 Marianne Garcia (she/her) @paintchillco

All schools to have AED's by the end of 2023! This is amazing! bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan…

All schools to have AED's by the end of 2023! This is amazing! bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan…

Sorting through the APLS kit today and stumbled across a venflon that's older than I am!! @phuresusdepartment Portsmouth Hospitals University NHST Resuscitation Council UK

Cake number 7 for the eldest! Out sourced Harry and Hermione because I do not have the patience for that! I find cake baking more stressful than a cardiac arrest! "Working hard is important but there is something that matters even more, believing in yourself!" Harry Potter

First day back after 2/52 off Cup of tea, 159 emails, ILS recert & paed BLS session to get through today. Panicked phone call to my mother to remind her that my eldest now takes packed lunch to school & not to forget it! The juggle is real! Oh well soon be Christmas!

Word of the day is Zugzwang [tzoog-tzwung]: a situation in chess (and life) in which a move must be made, but each possible one will make the situation worse.

Petition: Extend 30 hours free childcare to student midwives/nurses/paramedics petition.parliament.uk/petitions/6165…

Good Luck to all of our APLS candidates at Portsmouth Hospitals University NHST ALSG PHU Education @phuresusdepartment

Hogwarts department of Anaesthesia: Dr Potter CT1 - From the moment he picked up a laryngoscope, he’s been told “Yer a gasser Harry”

Funnily enough Rishi Sunak patient safety, or lack thereof is one of my main reasons for striking! It's not just about pay as you & the press are trying to spin. It's about an utter lack of resources, making in impossible to meet your targets causing patient safety issues!

On the other side today, currently sat with the fear whilst waiting for my airway assessment on NLS Portsmouth Hospitals University NHST

Huge thank you to all the incredible staff Portsmouth Children's Emergency Department who looked after my girl so brilliantly yesterday after she took a tumble and spectacularly face planted. She was the belle of nursery today with all of her friends looking after her! Portsmouth Hospitals University NHST

Resus Elf Ralph has joined our department on a short, month long secondment from the North Pole today! He's been busy familiarising himself with the cardiac arrest trolley and will be posting some top tips over the next few days! Portsmouth Hospitals University NHST Resuscitation Council UK #elfontheshelf