legal question - for parental twitter - if you’re having sex + your baby cries, can you... finish?

🚨🚨 new work coming soon 🚨🚨

#AFA25reflections. 25 years of recognising and celebrating Black playwrights of African and Caribbean descent. Joint winner in 2010 Dela-who...? with SW11 National Theatre Black Plays Archive bit.ly/3zHNE4u Bloomsbury Books UK bit.ly/3o5BWys 2/2

wrote a short film for @versace - director's cut coming soon 📽️ #thejourneyhome

for a dude i fucked once in 2010, i think ive had a good run

no more writer friends - cz why am i watching my best ever joke in ur show…? 😩

On tube. My baby just took the phone from the person next to us and put it in their mouth. Where I didn’t notice and the passenger (seemingly) didn’t want to be rude this scenario carried on for about three stops.

In the middle of a blackout in the middle of a storm Ben Dilloway asked me to be his family. He called it ‘the most perfectly imperfect moment.’ This happening in Jamaica felt good for so many reasons. But for now - to family 🥂💕

writing a play about sex - just wrote the word cock - don’t know if I’m mature enough for this

*script notes* director - i think if you really get under the skin of the metaphor, these scenes will really pop me (writing) - uh huh, uh huh… director - any questions? me (pen poised) - i guess, just… what is a metaphor?

this is soon on in Chicago - not sure how international my circle is - but maybe if we tell a friend, to tell a friend…

waking up 30mins before the rugrat wakes up just to get something done on my own - am i posh spice yet?? is this success??

Delighted to share that writer Dela-who...? has been awarded an #MBE for her services to drama 🥳

Happy Valentines Day - Dead Ringers - Coming April

Man from red carpet - next up, fuck knows who they are… Me - we’re the fucking writers. #DeadRingersPremiere

Today I went to Buckingham Palace and can report the hand wash in the ladies is molten brown.

Happy Dead Ringers on Amazon Prime Day - please enjoy in ep 3 all things 🥑

Rachel Weisz lent me a hat to go to the palace. Bonkers week. But ultimately proud.

iM a sTOrY tELlEr