This "Big Beautiful Bill" is nothing but Big Bullsh*t. How dumb do they think we are? Same old, same old....

Having breakfast with a billionaire I order Mickey Mouse Pancakes and apple juice in a sippy cup He orders an extra large glass of milk “I’m lactose intolerant,” he whispers to me with a wink as the waitress leaves Puzzled, I asked why he ordered milk He tells me to

"I'd just motorboat that thing right now." -THE AMISH DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS ACCOUNT Ethan Hannaford Brad Range

X is fun tonight.

Annie: You bought food to eat that you don't even eat? Ryan: You know, just like random corn. Like, that corn looks terrible. Annie: Korn with a "K" or corn with a "C"? Ryan: No, I'm not gonna listen to Korn in a disaster. THE AMISH DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS ACCOUNT

Um. This is the biggest news of my lifetime?

"Ryan’s favorite thing in the world is saucy nugs." THE AMISH DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS ACCOUNT Ethan Hannaford Brad Range

Has anybody told the Federal Reserve that if inflation DOES go up after you drop rates, you can just raise them again?

This is the show!

A great idea for a prank is someone sits down on a park bench next to a statue only to find out- it’s a real statue!

.THE AMISH DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS ACCOUNT just wants to dance.

Taylor and Kelce: celibate?

Gorgeous song

I’m sick of seeing the mime be “funny.”

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There have been 147,899 reported crimes in Chicago this year. That's nearly 600 crimes committed every single day. In the first 249 days of 2025, 278 people have been murdered. Yet, Gov Pritzker says crime is not a problem & vows to sue if Trump sends help.

I know Trump is threatening to send troops to Chicago and Portland, but he shouldn’t. Instead, he should send them to Democrat cities in red states, with the support of GOP governors. Draw a contrast. Show what can be done, and let Democrats suffer their consequences.

You think the right is good at debate? Well check out this video of a strong man using only the power of his words to present strong counter arguments to the right’s hate filled propaganda

Eye Surgeon or Witch Doctor?! ONLINE VOICE FOR THE AMISH Ethan Hannaford Brad Range Tricia Everding