So what’s the grand finale here— Will melting icebergs finally flood our overpriced coastal condos while we livestream it for clout, or will some far-off regime we can’t find on a map cook up a nuke just to remind us we’re not the main character? Hard to say. Climate collapse or

“No tax on tips” is a great start. But let’s be honest—all income is labor. If we agree it’s wrong to tax a waitress’s hustle, why is it okay to tax mine?

Went by Midway Meat Market this weekend. They asked “would you like to take home a bacon wrapped akkfid esodnd”. Didn’t matter what they said after “bacon wrap”. It’s on the smoker now.

If Texas had to fit in a time capsule, you’d only need two things: The Alamo “La Grange” by ZZ Top That’s it. That’s the Lone Star starter pack. Everything else is just queso and commentary. #TexasForever

Good morning everyone. Just a reminder that it’s 2025 and we are STILL in the Golden Era of Houston Astros baseball. I hope your coffee is hot and your eggs cooked to perfection.

True story: Mike from AWPWindows.com came by and I told him— “Mike, my electric bill was so high I called it a collector’s edition and put it on the fridge next to my kid’s art.” That weekend, he installed new windows. Electric bill went down. Sanity returned.

FedEx’s “nobody was home” excuse in the age of Ring cams and GPS is like telling your boss your fax machine broke. Bro, you just didn’t finish your route. You mailed it in—literally.

Growing up, #HulkHogan told us to say our prayers and eat our vitamins. So simple—yet it still echoes loud in every Hulkamaniac. He was larger than life… and somehow, still one of us. Rest easy. Brother.

Michael Berry Ramon Robles Jr Spotted this sticker near Canyon Lake today 👍🏼

Michael Berry Ramon Robles Jr Russell Ybarra A point of personal recognition to Gringo’s and Michael Berry show. Going to put all these to great use.

Let it be known: the BLT is the most slept-on sandwich in human history. Reconciliation begins here.

Ramon Robles Jr Add some queso and guacamole and you can have a LGBTQ.

In a very foolish, rookie move, I have finished my coffee and there's no more. Show hasn't even started yet. I can't feel my legs.

Game 5 of the 2017 World Series. Correa hits a home run that traveled so high up, it literally landed yesterday afternoon. #BuiltForThis

True story: Every 1st of da month, Michael Berry and I debate playing Bone Thugs-N-Harmony's "1st of Da Month". We have the lyrics. We can pull up a 'clean' version, but we still can't tell what they're saying. So we just steer clear of it. Maybe one day, the FCC will allow

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This greasy little goblin of a DoorDash driver just boosted the tip jar like it was his birthright. Find him. Shame him. Banish him from the gig economy like the rat he is. facebook.com/share/r/17EpV9…

*he steals the money from the tip jar*

Just trying to figure out who the bigger cowards are—Democrats who flee the state to dodge a vote, or Republicans who puff their chests, bark at the gate, and then roll over like lapdogs when it’s time to act. Say what you will about Democrats—they don’t pretend to care what you

I already hit rock bottom ordering delivery pizza. Then they slap on a $6 delivery fee—fine, shame tax accepted. But then they ask for a tip… and then—plot twist—they tell me a third-party is delivering it. So let me get this straight: The pizza place isn’t delivering it. But