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Rance Burger

@ranceburger

Director of Media and Public Relations at Burrell Behavioral Health. Grip ‘N Rip Baseball announcer. First name rhymes with "dance." Last name like the food.

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The Daily Citizen's new managing editor is a familiar name to Springfield newshounds. Harrison Keegan says while his job is new, it already feels familiar. Here's why it feels like a full-circle move. Read it: sgfcitizen.org/springfield-da…

The Daily Citizen's new managing editor is a familiar name to Springfield newshounds. Harrison Keegan says while his job is new, it already feels familiar. Here's why it feels like a full-circle move.

Read it: sgfcitizen.org/springfield-da…
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Look, diarrhea is bad, but the folks pushing pencils at the Miami Herald probably should have let unexpected death stand alone in this headline. Save the diarrhea for the subheads.

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With the holiday season in full swing, we know it can be a hard time for some. If you're struggling this week, know that help is out there. Please call 988 if you find yourself in crisis. Operators are available 24/7 to help you.

With the holiday season in full swing, we know it can be a hard time for some. If you're struggling this week, know that help is out there. 

Please call 988 if you find yourself in crisis. Operators are available 24/7 to help you.
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Death. Taxes. Ned Reynolds will be "right back after a brief timeout on 'The Sports Reporters.'" These are the only three guarantees in life.

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Just took down an 8-ounce tumbler of Metamucil and a couple of Tums chewables. It’s a little holiday cocktail I like to call “the Pace Lap.” Always warm up your body before engaging in strenuous physical activity, my friends.

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Shoutout to all the working parents putting in that holiday overtime today at the Play Doh Fun Factory. Our labor makes the world go ‘round. We are in this together.

Shoutout to all the working parents putting in that holiday overtime today at the Play Doh Fun Factory. Our labor makes the world go ‘round. We are in this together.
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Remember the scene in the Sandlot where the kids all pack wads of Big Chief tobacco and ride the Trabant at the carnival? The resulting visual is what the Kansas City Chiefs are doing all over their own cleats right now.

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All right, Chiefs fans, the second half shirt is out of the drawer and on my torso. It hasn’t been barfed on this year, so I can’t guarantee it’ll work. It is still worth a shot.

All right, Chiefs fans, the second half shirt is out of the drawer and on my torso. It hasn’t been barfed on this year, so I can’t guarantee it’ll work. It is still worth a shot.