Don't think of me as old...think of me as an 20 year old with 21 years experience!

"As I came up the stairs last night I thought; "This step fetish of mine is getting out of hand.".

A mans penis is 3 times the length of his thumb most women will have finished reading this while men will still be checking their thumb!

“The great use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it."

The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, not to worry about the future, nor to anticipate troubles,

but to live the present moment wisely and earnestly.

I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already!