Me after buying the long sleeve #nufc third kit

Putting up a banner calling a rat a rat is not the same as chasing a boyhood fans car and smashing their windows 🤷

I would sacrifice €68 million in psr, I would sacrifice the prime 3 years of his life and I’d sacrifice one his aunties on an Aztec altar before I selt him for less than £150 million.

This is great fun. Raul Kohli is a fabulous host! Star turn from Aideen McQueen This is a brilliant way to start your #edfringe day. Find the show at The Counting House and part of the FreeFringeFest #edfringe25

Travis, Jackboys, Rock & Ron Killings coming out for Cena in Summerslam you just know it

I wonder if shaka is related to Ian

Goldbridge is right. There is no club like Newcastle United, and he will know that the minute he signs.

Why the fuck is Isak in Middlesborough?

Thought this was about Isak at first glance lol

Burn baby burn. Burn baby burn. Sesko Inferno/And Bruno. (Mbeumo would have fit this chant perfectly)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

8 MUFC fans have replied not this. Not one of them has a profile pic. Not one of them from Manchester 🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 everybody wants to be analysed to death

When was the last time you won… anything?

Say his name & three appears.

A fabulous first weekend of #edfringe25 Check out Luke Oseland maxfulham.bsky.social #FitPrince and #UntrueDiana Lubna Kerr Aunty Ginger Olaf Falafel Kate Smurthwaite Stella Graham Emily Carding mad ron Wrestling With the Champ Ben Moor Robert Daws Raul Kohli Gigglemug #edfringe

49 signings ago for Newcastle United was Ruel Fox in 1994! 😳

Mental so many Liverpool fans can’t understand how contracts work

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