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New episode of Kump out now on YouTube and podcast platforms!

Was Elon Musk right about Trump and Epstein? What’s up with Kash Patel? Clip from the latest episode of Kump, available now on YouTube and podcast platforms. #Musk #Trump #Epstein #kashpatel #TrumpVsMusk #TrumpVsElon

“I spend most days slamming Charged Lemonades while I hide at Panera Bread, so I can tell you with confidence, Jeffrey Epstein killed himself.”

Jesus: “I’m going to die for your sins.” Orson Welles: “Hold my beer.”

If you haven’t watched #Motorheads yet, now is a good time to start. Just sayin’.

Michelangelo didn’t sculpt David. He covered a guy in cement and hoped no one would ever check. 🎧 New KUMP: “Israel Bombs Iran, Pirates Get Nukes, Italy’s Big Lie” Go watch the new episode on YouTube!

My daddy didn’t dress up as an Orangutan and take a shit on Nancy Pelosi’s desk just to watch American boys die in Iran!

John Wayne was a cosplaying pampered fraud who couldn’t act, and even he wasn’t enough of a pussy to claim he was afraid of getting nuked.

The year is 2072, and the U.S. Government has declared its intention to restore the great grandson of the Shah to power in Iran, this time to divert attention from Subway using retarded baby meat to make its Italian Herbs and Cheese bread.

I remember standing in the delivery room, holding my newborn son in my arms, and saying to myself: ‘I will never let Israel give up its biotech dominance in the Levant.’

Twitter was better when everyone just shared pictures of murderers and rapists they thought were hot.

Heat is Brokeback Mountain for Grown Ups.

New York City was attacked 24 years ago by “Deep State” operatives and the editorial staff of The National Review, and that’s why I’m voting for Eric Adams this November,

Simping for Zohran’s wife while a grooming gang tries to teach my son to read.

New episode of Kump Premiering now on YouTube, Come watch and chat!

I wonder how big Trump drew those tits?

“If you discover lightning, they’ll suck your dick till you’re fucking dead.” -Benjamin Franklin, 1775

New Episode of Kump premiering on YouTube at 12:30 ET, come check it out!