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Despite the name change, Google Buzz is straight killing it, just like I said it would.

Reliable sources tell me Justin Bieber got his lip pierced earlier tonight. You heard it here first. #bieber

Heavy: "Jason Calacanis @jason is now following you (Jason Calacanis)."

I dunno, Google, my reality is already about as augmented as it gets.

Really excited for the Twitter community. Huge opportunity for them having me here now.

Sorry, Michael Arrington 🏴‍☠️, but you don't get to 5 million monthly page views without making a few enemies. http://bit.ly/1pTaN

"Only accident for $GOOG cars was when one of them was rear-ended while stopped at an intersection." Fuck you @google, the light was green.

#proudofjason

Fine, well I'm not covering any Disrupt startups in my newsletter. #mutuallyassureddestruction

Mike Michael Arrington 🏴‍☠️ is so full of shit -- I gave him Provigil to help him develop joint IP, not to beat fucking jetlag.

Lenovo is going to be so pissed when they figure out which half of Motorola Google just sold them.

If calling out haters during a "manic episode" is cool, call me Miles Davis #tigerblood

I used to care about #demo but I cured that conference. With MY MIND. #tigerblood

If Mahalo sells for > $1 billion, you'll know it's a talent acquisition of moi. #thefredwilsonparadox

No, I'm not selling Mahalo to Google for $4 billion. I'll consider SERIOUS offers, but happy to keep crushing it for dolo.

Exactly what I told them RT Chris Hayes not filling in on Countdown because I didn't feel comfortable doing it given the circumstances.

DDM @keitholbermann Soooo, I hear you're looking for work. Got a newsletter I think you'd be perfect for. Call me.

Shit. This just isn't my week. #dmfail

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