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Just pick a favourite, Harry. They’re not your kids #SocialAmmo

Back the boys!

Fordey has really hit the nail on the head here:

🎶‘Pecking pecking pecking at my pink’🎶

Fordey & Dyso are channeling Jakob Kiwior’s wife Claudia who won the British twerking championships 🍑 😜 What’s your niche talent? Let us know 🤔

Matt Dyson social ammo?

It’s Matt Forde and Matt Dyson in for goals, chaos and tunes until 5pm this afternoon! And after Roy Keane revealed he wasn’t invited to David Beckham’s birthday, the boys want to know… What’s the biggest thing you’ve ever been left out of?

It’s Matt Forde & Matt Dyson in for a Sunday special ‘til 5pm today! And after Cole Palmer once again revealed his love for jam sandwiches in Chelsea’s recent kit launch, the guys want to know… What weird food combinations do you like?

‘Abdul come forward Abdul go back Abdul get knocked out’ #BingoBingoGalaBingo Great to have him back #SocialAmmo

I’m jealous of everyone who’ll be at the WFCG tomorrow, but Matt Dyson and I will be covering it on Absolute Radio from 4-7pm. 🎸 ⚽️

What a season it’s been

It’s a huge day for Nottingham Forest on the final Rock 'N' Roll Football of the season. Myself and Matt Forde are on from 4-7 today on Absolute Radio. To mark the occasion, I’ve commissioned my 6 year old son, Ted, do deliver this rousing chorus from a seaside cliff top: #NFFC

Ejected and banned

As Kevin De Bruyne leaves City, it only feels right that we relive this classic GameweekHQ jingle created by Daniel Prior. It really sums up his #FPL career

Matt Dyson Dave Berry Absolute Radio I have too much time on my hands 😂

I’m not proud of this, but here is the small slice of doner meat I found in my jacket pocket yesterday after eating a kebab on my walk home on Saturday night. Should I try some of this self cured pocket biltong/Turkey jerky???

He’s a huge fan of her hit ‘twaitor’

This was the final straw for Elanga. He couldn’t take any more piss taking about his terrible outfit choices #nffc

ahem…. The uk is listening to ‘2’ bands…!

easily the most repulsive thing that's happened at a UK gig in recent times