Took myself out for a working breakfast this morning and it wasn’t until I left and looked at the receipt that I realized they gave me the senior citizen discount. 😐 AVENGE ME!!!!!😡

Ok, fam. This is your chance. Drop your joke. It’s never been easier.

My dog has an inoperable tumor and is going blind. It's very sad. I feel so badly for her every day. But I still make fun of her when she runs into things. Gotta find the humor in the sadness. I basically just give her bones and treats every day now. Let's go out in luxury!

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When people go to an NBA game, they don’t say “I’m going to support the men!” Literally everyone who goes to WNBA games leads with “I’m going to support the women!” When your sport depends on ppl “supporting” you instead of being entertained by you, that’s bad for business.

Only a Democrat could find a way to complain about the President of the greatest country on earth giving his salary back to the people 🙄

It's just my spidey sense, but it looks like there's an even larger problem with LADWP water infrastructure than we all thought. Whistleblowers - DM me

BREAKING: New poll confirms two-horse race for California governor: Katie Porter v. Steve Hilton, with everyone else in single digits.

I'm watching the Cincinnati mob victim describe her ordeal and this is shocking and horrible.

Complete and total victory. She not only got the settlement, she stays employable. This feels like another culture shift. Congrats, Gina Carano 🕯!

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"Beside the point" or "Besides the point" ?

When your Auntie forces you to teach her book club how to take a selfie.

No, it's not. It's false. It's fake. The animated photos are untrue. It's just a small lie but it is still a lie. Your dead father never acted that way, never moved that way, never did that thing. We need to reject the small lies because they make way for larger lies