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Loch Ness Monster

@realnessie

World’s Hide & Seek Champion and Scotland’s oldest resident. Parody account brought to you by @jacobiteCruises

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86 years ago today my beautiful face made it into The Daily Record after Hugh Gray photographed me... I’ve been winning at hide n seek ever since! #hidenseekchampion #imgorgeous #catchmeifyoucan

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HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL WHEN IT COMES 💫🥂💫 I know I’m gorgeous in my looks, but I’m getting a wee bit too old to stay up for the bells! Wishing you all the best #newyear #2020 #newdecade 💫🥂💫

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IT’S MY FAVOURITE DAY OF THE YEAR ❤️❤️❤️ HAPPY VALENTINES DAY TO MY LOVES! Royal Mail I wonder how many cards you’ll be delivering today?! #ValentinesDay2020 #nessielove #lochness

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My friends are at the front of my mind right now. If you have a trip booked don’t cancel but postpone. Things will get better! But we NEED you to have faith that it will. Please don’t cancel your trips. #SaveTourism #DontCancelPostpone

My friends are at the front of my mind right now. If you have a trip booked don’t cancel but postpone. Things will get better! But we NEED you to have faith that it will. Please don’t cancel your trips. #SaveTourism #DontCancelPostpone
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All jokes aside - I’ve been reading a lot in the news of people ignoring guidelines and going out to play anyway. From all of us who want our life’s back... STAY HOME. Just stay home. How lucky you have a home to stay in. Stay home. #StayHomeSaveLives

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Yes it’s Easter. Yes it’s sunny. But I promise next Easter will be so much better if everyone STAYS HOME and SAVES LIVES this year. #StayHomeSaveLifes #Dontbethatperson #NHSheroes deserve the respect of you staying home.