I bet U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell isn’t happy he enabled me all those years. He put party first over America! Enjoy!

I love Vietnam! They made great movies like Platoon and Good Morning Vietnam! But the Vietnamese don’t love me back. They don’t follow me and that’s very sad.

Pam Bondi has been extremely ineffective and disappointing in weaponizing the Justice Department against my enemies!

The great investigative journalist Candace Owens who investigates who has and who does not have a penis confirmed that President Macron of France has a penis. Her next investigation will be Crooked Hillary who I nicknamed “Crooked” for a reason! #CandaceOwen

This #Thanksgiving there will be extra ICE Agents on the street breaking up Thanksgiving Dinners around the country and sending immigrants to African jails! #Irony

The only respected world leader who has more politicians praise him than I have is my fat friend 🇰🇵 Kim Jong Un 🇰🇵! Members of the GOP who don’t praise me on social media will be called out during a session of Congress before Christmas. I saw Saddam Hussein do this. Very tough!

Lowest Thanksgiving gas prices under ANY US President! $1.87 a gallon all over the country!

You either stand with me COMPLETELY or you stand in the way of America’s success. That means if you are against me, you are a traitor and should be JAILED!

I love India! I would never go there because it’s filthy; but I love Native Americans!

Eggs were $27 a dozen when Biden left office. Today grocery stores will give you a dozen eggs for free if you go to the service desk and say I said it was ok. (Not many know this trick!)

I’m thankful that my cabinet members are making social media posts thankful for me and my incredible leadership. I’m thankful they’ve seen other tough countries like North Korea have officials grovel to leadership! #HappyThanksgiving

Under Joe Biden’s leadership turkeys were $200! Thanks to me making America AFFORDABLE again, Turkeys are only five dollars!

I wish all Tpublicans a Happy Thanksgiving! The rest of you - RINOs and Democrats can all go to hell. #HappyThanksgiving

A few short years ago people were scared to say “Happy Thanksgiving” or “Merry Christmas.” Now, thanks to ME and my great fight against those who hate Christians, I’ve won the war on Christmas, Thanksgiving, and Arbor Day! #HappyThanksgiving

Hug a Democrat… a Liberal… a Muslim… a Communist, a RINO, a gay person. Most people just want to provide for their families, and be the best people they can be. Even if we disagree. Be thankful. Be happy. Don’t get stuck on labels. Love thy neighbor. The rest is commentary.

I have signed an agreement with Native Americans that all Americans will be rounded up by ICE and sent back to their ancestral homelands

I don’t know why Native Americans don’t cook with curry like other Indians

Gas prices are .50 cents a gallon everywhere in our beautiful country!

Everyone has forgotten about Epstein!

Venezuela is an existential threat to the United States of America!