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A touch of the Omen Twos about that. There’s two baby crows sitting in my garden, one on the bench, one on the ground and the adult in the tree just shouted at me.

This was a chat with a doctor that I really enjoyed.

Why do we want to be the world leaders in ARTIFICIAL intelligence? Wouldn’t it be more impressive to be the world leaders in ACTUAL intelligence?

If I was Ange and Thomas Frank is the next Spurs manager I would move heaven and Earth to be the next Brentford manager. #angebackin

What have the bosses of Man United and Spurs got against winning trophies?

I wonder how many times in a row a person could drive round the roundabout next to Epsom Grandstand today before the authorities took an interest. I presume repeat roundabout driving is legal.

I know we’ve all moved on but if Spurs had not won a trophy but had finished 4th in the Premier League would Levy have kept Ange on? The answer can’t be yes can it? Can it???

I’m going to do a one off tribute act called Timmy Wynette. Which of these two classic Tammy Wynette hairdos should I go for? Long or short?

Liechtenstein. They’re no Andorra.

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Cryer Arts Carshalton. August 15th and 16th.

If you are a student at NESCOT you should protest that the Adrian Mann theatre is being closed and turned into a permanent Lecture hall. This is YOUR theatre. A theatre is a special thing to have in a college. Don’t let them close it. Change their minds! #nescot Nescot College

Me and my Dad. The first person who ever told me a joke. So many happy memories.

Seems like a good day to retweet this.

A brilliant podcast this. 500 episodes! Congratulations Mike and team.

50 years and a film still unsurpassed.

I’d love to say to Spielberg why don’t you make a film again the way you made Duel? A simple script, a little crew. 3 weeks to film it. Just for fun. If you don’t like the result don’t let anyone see it. No big production. The film director’s equivalent of an unplugged session.

‘As good as it gets’ is a totally different genre.

Ah there’s Robert Culp in possibly a corduroy two piece. A man whose acting brought me joy.

My best vest. By artist Winnie Hall on Instagram.