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Q: What do you call a group of Catholic bishops arguing about what’s the best Mexican custard? A: A flanclave. 🍮

Q: Which lively Spanish dance celebrates the joys of Mexican custard? A: The flandango. 🍮

Say what you want about Tom Cruise, but the people who defend him sure love saying: “Say what you want about Tom Cruise.”

Q: Which rapper’s hits include “Sing About Me, I’m Dying Of Mexican Custard,” “Humble Mexican Custard” and “Bitch, Don’t Kill My Mexican Custard”? A: Flandrick Lamar. 🍮

Q: Which city at the east end of Long Island loves Mexican custard? A: Flantauk. 🍮

Give a man a fish and you he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man how to microfiche and he’s THAT guy at the library for a lifetime.

A TV show that started off great but became unwatchable? Sesame Street. I turned six and, I don’t know, it just really went downhill.

That episode of “Curb” where a woman at a party mistakes Jeff Garlin for Harvey Weinstein and says “Who invited YOU?” until someone corrects her? It would’ve been funnier if she said: “No, I know you’re Jeff Garlin. WHO INVITED YOU?”

Q: Which fortune-teller loved Mexican custard? A: Nostraflanus. 🍮

What do you think Mamet spends his Glengarry Glen Ross royalties on? The Trump playing cards with the inaugural seal? The Trump 45-47 pullover? Or maybe the Trump home colonoscopy set?

Heard a guy blasting “Welcome To The Jungle” by Guns ‘N Roses from his car in front of high school kids. That’s like the time in high school when someone drove by blasting “Some Enchanted Evening” by Perry Como.

How long of a standing ovation do you think Thénardier got during the curtain call for “Les Misérables” at the Kennedy Center?

You should be at least on page 32 of your screenplay about the guy who survived that Air India plane crash.

Q: Which stretch of Australian Outback is full of Mexican custard? A: The Great Flandy Desert. 🍮

Those tanks at his parade looked and sounded like the little rides kids get into for a quarter outside supermarkets.

If you wanna know how much Mexican custard is in your blood vessels, you might wanna get a flangioscopy. 🍮

HEADLINE: “Door Dash Executive Drowns.” Those attending services must bring their own food and be no later than 11 minutes.

Q: Which anti-anxiety medication is derived from Mexican custard? A: Flanzodiazepine. 🍮

Q: Which island nation off the coast of India loves Mexican custard? A: Sri Flanka. 🍮

Q: Which 1981 David Cronenberg film features psychics whose powers are fueled by Mexican custard? A: Flanners. 🍮