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JUG Saxony Weihnachtsveranstaltung am 28.11.2024 in #Jena. Beginn 14:00 Uhr bei Xceptance. Themen rund um #Accessability. Anschließend gibt´s Pizza, Glühwein und Austausch.🍕😎 Wir freuen uns auf euch! jugsaxony.org/timeline/2024/… René Schwietzke

I am not as happy with my #remarkablePaperPro as I was with my #remarkable2. It is very laggy and the feel when writing is just not as good as it was before. The contrast is also lower. Hope that many things can be fixed with software updates. No reasons to upgrade from r2.

PSA: In 99% of the cases that say "We have rewritten our product from $X to $Y, and got tremendous performance improvements", the most important bit is "rewritten", for any mature $X and $Y.

At #Jfokus 2025, René Schwietzke René Schwietzke will present “The First 80% of Reading One Billion Rows Fast Enough.” Take a step-by-step journey through optimizing CSV processing using simple Java—no complex hacks required. #Java #Performance buff.ly/4hJIrjL

Wenn jemand am 28.11. in Jena Zeit und Lust hat, Xceptance adressiert das aktuelle Thema Barrierefreiheit mit einem Vortragsformat.

Tips for British people in Germany: If you're in a dull meeting and fancy livening up proceedings, wait for a pause and say loudly: "Same procedure as every year?". It might make no sense, but people will lose their minds and carry you on their shoulders like a hero.

The bribe scene from The Naked Gun. RIP to the comedy icon Jim Abrahams.

Load testing with and for customers. performance bad, services crash. Conclusion: Please adjust the test cases to do less of this and that. This will help to keep the services running. I don't think people understand the concept of testing.

When you are spoiled by your own tool chain and you try something else... ;) Amazing generated code.

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Classic meditation. DOS prompt found in the display of a German ICE train.

Our load test platform: 24 locations, infinite machines, any test duration, any number of users and simulation users, infinite data retention, free API usage, $50 a month. Pay for machines on-demand. $0.30 to $2.00 (2 to 16-cores) per hour. More to come.

Office plant...

Über 40 Jahre hat die Sowjetunion die DDR ausgebeutet und ruiniert. Heute wählen (nicht nur) viele Ex-DDR-Bürger AfD/BSW – Parteien mit prorussischen Positionen. Romantisieren sie damit ihre eigene Geschichte? Ironie, Geschichtsvergessenheit oder schlicht verblendet?

How fast can you process a billion rows? My talk will guide you through initial tuning steps to achieve a 5x speed improvement. You'll learn about the JDK, the JVM, your hardware, gaining insights you can apply to everyday challenges. #jfokus Jfokus

This account is #EOL! Goodbye! It was nice while it lasted.