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The Royal Family PR people seeing who has more social impressions each week despite them pushing Kate and Will on us

When someone farts at christmas #TheTraitorsUK

I did some silly bits in this and I’d highly recommend listening, not for my silly bits but because the play and will are excellent (and yes, in places, silly)

The first episode of Breathtaking was so spot on: The chaos The fear The top down diktats ignorant to what’s actually happening on the frontline And the kick in the teeth: there was no need for such chaos…we had plenty of warning! 1/n

ok guess i’ll kill myself

Terrible news. VAULT festival gave me years of amazing memories, collaborations & the opportunity to try shit out, get it wrong and make it better. It launched SUPERNOVA *OMNIBUS THEATRE 25 April - 13 May* & let Stiff & Kitsch do our silly jokes to a just-the-right-level-of-drunk audience year on year. ❤️

Incredible offer if you’re into that sort of thing tbh

The real sickness I’m fighting right now is the urge to online shop (I mean it’s not, it’s actually the stomach flu, but I’ll be living with the two A2 pieces of Etsy art I just impulse bought far longer than the shits. I hope)

Loved working on this play - tune in if you missed it first time around!

Good. It is GOOD to have examples on tv of people who are intimate but not romantic. This is a side of friendship that we love to pretend can’t exist on screen between men and women!

Preparing for another tough day critiquing the performances of Olympians #Paris2024

There is a woman wearing tights on the central line. Pray for her.

Never even liked tennis anyway.

Sorry, the commentators just mentioned how one of the Paralympic swimmers got their FOOT BITTEN OFF BY A SHARK *A YEAR AGO*. I got a verruca 5 years ago and am still working up the courage to get back in the water.

the writers from Hacks always doing funny bits during their acceptance speeches...I love them lol #Emmys

We're delighted to announce the cast and creative team for The Autobiography of a Cad, Ian Hislop and Nick Newman's new comedy which opens our spring season next year! 7 Feb – 22 Mar 🎟️ watermill.org.uk/cad

Delighted that Mitesh Soni Ꮢhiaηηoη ηeads to stop buying house plants and James Mack are on board for our latest adventure Watermill Theatre . The Autobiography Of A Cad opens 7Feb 2025 and runs to March 22. Come see! #politics #satire #comedy

And we're off! It was great to have Nick & Ian on site today for the start of rehearsals for The Autobiography of a Cad. 🎩 7 Feb – 22 Mar 🎟️ watermill.org.uk/cad

My piece for Times Culture on the origins of my new play with #IanHislop Private Eye Magazine. Opens Watermill Theatre #TheAutobiographyOfACad starring James Mack Ꮢhiaηηoη ηeads to stop buying house plants Mitesh Soni #Cad #theatre #Satire

The Autobiography Of A Cad opens tonight Watermill Theatre ...big luvvy hugs and kisses to all cast and crew, but especially James Mack Ꮢhiaηηoη ηeads to stop buying house plants Mitesh Soni and Paul Hart #satire #comedy #politics #Cad