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I'm hollering 💀

stranger: is this snake poisonous? us: nah fam, stranger: *picks up snake, gets bitten, starts foaming at the mouth* us: it’s venomous tho

I know I said we need to ban podcasts but these 2 can keep theirs x.com/SydneyBattle/s…

When the reviewer asks you to cite their irrelevant paper

You can log off for the night. This garbage website will still be here tomorrow.

i hooked up chatgpt to a furby and I think this may be the start of something bad for humanity

i am LIVING for this lofi girl lore, the blue window across from her was lofi boy all this time 😭😭😭

I got that dog in me (sleep 16 hours a day, hate when the doorbell rings)

no one: scientist: you guys i did some great science! i'm so excited! scientist: I'm going to print it on an ENORMOUS sheet of paper scientist: like really big. QUITE BIG scientist: and then take it on a plane and go somewhere and show it to people

“We really just wanted to do something fun something for the summer time something for the girls to you know get ready and party to.”

Big facts

Good morning from Virginia Beach ✌️ Can’t get to the water as often in the morning as I used to but I’ll take every one I can. It’s fantastic here today. It’s fantastic here every day. Take care my friends.

I just think it would be better for everyone if the people who make adhesive for maxi pads and the people who make adhesive for bookstore price stickers switched jobs

I'm super excited that this work is out! We've been thinking about these ideas for quite a while and this commentary is so timely for how we discuss context and behavior. Check it out (rdcu.be/dI6BS)

Writing “but this remains poorly understood” in the abstract

Y’all gettin “not like us” fatigue after 2 months. The Macarena and livin la vida loca would’ve killed y’all.

we really living in the the most difficult section of someone’s AP gov exam in 2053