#nominativedeterminism Ms Scull, the osteoarchaeologist: tinyurl.com/p5e8ypw

FACT: The Battle of Bosworth may be awarded to Singapore after the FBI found evidence of bribery in deciding the battle's location.

FACT: In 1475, the Duke of Exeter was removed from his ship by cabin crew after being drunk and abusive on a trip back from France.

FACT: William Stanley threatened to campaign against Richard III if he failed to renegotiate with Burgundy over the length of pointy shoes.

FACT: Richard refused to have any ladies in his army because they would only fall in love with the archers and cry if attacked with swords.

FACT: Richard punished those posing nude at the Tower of London with a fine. Those posing nude at Middleham were punished with frostbite.

FACT: Although Richard worked for the National Association for the Advancement of Yorkshire People, he was in fact from Northamptonshire.

FACT: People who threaten the author of RIIIFacts go on to get criminal records. It's a slippery slope, people! tinyurl.com/o7trvfp

FACT: Richard is to demand a rematch of Bosworth after it emerged that Henry Tudor missed drug tests in 1481 and 1482.

FACT: To Henry Tudor's consternation, when the Welsh were asked in a poll to choose their greatest ever king, they picked Shakin' Stevens.

FACT: 61% of Yorkists have voted to reject a Tudor bailout.

FACT: Richard was cut down by Minnesota dentist, who said he had no idea the king was so beloved and merely wanted his hump as a trophy.

#tubesongs A little less conversation and a little more Acton

#tubesongs Sexual Ealing

#tubesongs Harrow, is it me you're looking for?

#tubesongs Hey! We want some Bushey...

#tubesongs Kensal Rise like a phoenix

#tubesongs Hainault silver lining

FACT: Richard's army may have been all out on the first morning of Bosworth, but at least Extras wasn't their most effective player.

FACT: Barber-surgeons called for the free distribution of e-swords to reduce battle injuries.