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Really rather fascinating to see crypto-currency perpetuals entering the mainstream. We went through the same with derivatives and options back in the 1980s. Many got their fingers burnt back then. These type of contracts require a deep understanding, and that's Hyperliquid.

Mr Bastille is a talented Nigerian memecoin trader with a gift for spotting madness before it becomes consensus. But he's also a reminder of the toll this game can take. Step away now and then, chaps. Or one day, you won’t get the choice.

Chaps, if anyone happens to have a line on a pass to the Royal Box at Wimbledon, do let me know.

A few years ago, I discovered a 1989 Château Pétrus tucked behind an old box of Financial Times clippings in the attic. I’ve been too scared to uncork it ever since.

Chaps, I backed Housecoin early, but it's sunk faster than my second marriage. Rumour has it the clever money has already shifted towards a derivative known as "Chillhouse". Should I be pivoting myself?

THIS is a suit!

Thoughts, chaps? That's close to a 10/10 for me.

"US and UK citizens and residents can’t participate" in the pump.fun sale?! Sir Keir Starmer, I demand an immediate explanation!

Back in the late 1990s, I was sent to Dallas to woo a particularly large pension fund into a structured product deal. But there was a minor problem. Their board had made it rather clear that they didn't want to work with foreigners. They'd been burned by a Swiss outfit the

If you want to succeed at crypto-currency trading, I suggest you study cricket.

Ahead of the historic listing of the $PUMP crypto-currency token, I’d like to once again extend my offer. It would be a genuine honour to take a seat on the pump.fun board. Drop me a line, alon old chap!

A few of you chaps, particularly the Americans among you, have been asking me about the rules of cricket. Here's a simple explanation.

I should very much like to put myself forward for the position of 'X Content Creator' at Coinbase 🛡️. cc Alex Brian Armstrong

I receive many messages from excitable young chaps asking how one might build a career in crypto-currency. Permit me, then, to recount a brief tale. It's the curious story of my acquaintance with Mr. Hugo Fartingale. It was last October. I was but a wide-eyed newcomer to the

At the height of the dotcom bubble, I cashed out everything and used the proceeds to found a boutique gin company aimed squarely at the City’s trading elite. It was called "Ptardio’s ... distilled with leverage". Every bottle was labelled like a derivatives contract, with

Choose wisely, gentlemen.

The Lionesses have shown some remarkable grit so far this tournament. Counting on Arsenal's own Chloe Kelly to see them home tonight. Got the Prosecco on ice!

Chaps, what's gone wrong for $PUMP?