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18 months old and their hot mama!

I assure you, none of them are mine.

Nerds ask me “who my favorite doctor” is, and I’m like, idk… my primary physician??

SWEET MEASTS , now on ⁦⁦𝐓𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐚 𝐍𝐎𝐖!⁩ ⁦ᴛʀᴏᴍᴀ ᴇɴᴛᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴᴍᴇɴᴛ⁩ ⁦Ricky Glore⁩

Has anyone heard from Mother Nipplebottom is Schroedinger’s Unicorn in a while? Just hope she’s okay!

Next year's Monkees Reunion Tour will be the first to include all four original band members. That's because Michael Nesmith, who had not joined previous tours, has decided to come along. Nesmith, of course, is best known as the last original Monkee to run out of money.

Clean boys

I felt pretty content with my book idea, until I got to the Table of Contents…

The crew

This guy…

We’re doing our first FULL family vacation, wife, 6yr old daughter, & twin 18month old boys, starting Saturday… I’ll start giving myself the sign of the cross… Then fingers crossed… But end up with eyes crossed…

If someone wanted to get to know my sensibilities more, they could ask me: John Waters or David Lynch …and I’d have a clear answer.

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