Sgt. Pepper.

Mama Fratelli from The Goonies has seen better days

Former GHC Tag Team Champion and winner of the 2025 Copa Bardahl. Kinda reminds me of how WWWF used to have Andre go to different territories.

Quite enjoyed Triplemania. Matches were a lot of fun across the board and the production values were largely very polished this time around.

Thanksgiving Eve staring at what’s waiting on Thanksgiving Day.

#IKEAcouldAlsoStandFor I killed every ant

15 wrestlers to know me better: Bret Hart Bryan Danielson CM Punk The Undertaker Andre The Giant Harley Race Mitsuharu Misawa Jushin “Thunder” Liger Ric Flair Ricky Steamboat “Macho Man” Randy Savage Asuka Rhea Ripley Terry Funk The Iron Sheik

Sheamus is no stranger to France. They used his picture for the center of their flag.

Sly Cooper’s still stranded in Ancient Egypt, but hey! Let’s give a platformer to Bubsy because we all know how well his last one went.

Congratulations on winning the heavyweight title, Rocky! By the way, your CT scans came back with severe brain damage. #MakeAHappyEndingSad

You wound up being a positive person in our lives, Mark. In this case, for cocaine. You’re fired. #MakeAHappyEndingSad

Fievel was finally reunited with his family. Or that’s what he hallucinated as the carbon monoxide the exterminator pumped squeezed the life out of him. #MakeAHappyEndingSad

Harry Potter had vanquished Voldemort and saved Hogwarts. Then he finally took his medication as the orderlies closed his door. #MakeAHappyEndingSad

Merry Christmas, Tiny Tim! We got you Bubsy 4D! #MakeAHappyEndingSad

Mama Bear: “She’s too rare.” Papa Bear: “She’s too well-done.” Baby Bear: “She’s just right.” #MakeAHappyEndingSad

Dorothy woke up to find out her time in Oz was a complete dream and that Toto was already euthanized. #MakeAHappyEndingSad

“This is the greatest thrill of my life! I’m king of the world!” #MakeAHappyEndingSad

Wanna Break A Hip? #RejectedRomanceTitle