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“…. so i am unable to wear underwear. I then spilled hot fat inside the front of my trousers and had to quickly remove them before being burned. Unfortunately, the young lady entered the kitchen just as i was removing my trousers and attempting to scrape the fat off my thigh.”

“It’s OK officer - I’m an autistic TV show presenter”

“I’ve joined Reform”

“I’m Gregg Wallace”

“you boy, put some trousers on - you’re not on Masterchef”

“i didn’t get where Masterchef is today by wearing underpants”

“We went on Masterchef with no underpants by mistake”

“it’s what he would have wanted”

“Just been diagnosed with autism”

“Morning Bob - I’m naked under this table due to a medical condition”

“i’ve joined Reform”

Luxury!

Spot on! and why is it that bacteria was unheard of in the 15th century? We are too soft these days.

Liz is spot on! Just because we marched in uninvited, crowbarred them off the wall and stole them from their rightful owners - why should we give them back? We are British after all!

“I forgot about my feckin medical condition”

“liz of a thousand hours’