Just would like to point out that an incredibly "likable" woman ran this time, and it's still really close with that awful, unintelligent monster of a man. It was never about Hillary's "likability." A lot of people just prefer hateful, ignorant men over smart women.

This is Burritos. He's here for you. Doesn't have much to offer other than the world's tiniest high five. 12/10

there’s no high like checking a movie’s runtime and realizing it’s only 90 min

the problem with the whole ‘listen to your body’ thing is my body is always telling me it’s a great time to get cozy in bed.

And which “people” are these?

When my husband’s on a work trip and it’s just me taking care of the baby and the dog and the house and myself, everything goes in the dishwasher. Knives, wooden cutting boards, non-stick pans, CAST IRON. Idgaf.

Right after Dems took back the White House last time, we got the greatest movie ever made in the history of the world. That’s the only thing giving me hope right now.

Lasted longer than I thought ✌️

I wish I had the delusional optimism of Kristen Doute curling her hair before going out

I’m glad they finally have a fake teeth budget for this season of Very Important People. About time.

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Just rewatched Knives Out and (spoilers) just realized that when the hospital calls Marta and tells her Fran is dead, her real response into the actual phone is “Thank you doctor, that’s great news.” Doc had to be like “wtf”