a surprising amount of the most important functions on planet earth are maintained this way. There's even a word for it:

They should invent a second airport for people who have been in public before

Half the internet just went down, seems to be Amazon web services has had a catastrophic crash. Even things like Signal and numerous AI services are down.

"Steady on, Camilla darling, I think stopping him using his titles is enough?"

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I think we just located the blockage

Excellent. Investigating ludicrous, often vexatious complaints about hurty words has made policing a laughing stock. Being offended is not a crime especially when it diverts resources from real public safety concerns. gbnews.com/news/met-polic…

In Liverpool. Please advise.

1969: we can send people to the moon with 4kb of ram 2025: a cloud outage means my smart bed won’t cool down

Every time you think you’ve seen every Effective Altruist bad take possible, along comes one from a spreadsheet-brain that just amazes you (Via Dr. Émile P. Torres 🛑 )

Ed Miliband 50/1 for next PM. Just saying

The ultimate Anglophile president, finishing the job.

in America when someone else's computer breaks you can't use your washing machine.

hahahaha the bed sends 16gb of data a month oh god

Good lord

England Expects That Every Person Will Push For Horizontal And Vertical Integration Of Combat Capabilities Inside The Warfighting Space, According To Strategic Goals For Q4.

The Ministry of Justice getting convicted of a crime under the Single Justice Procedure has absolutely finished me off. Immaculate. 10/10. No notes.