“It’s 4:00 AM, do you know where your mosquito bites are?”

Just tell the truth that the reason you’re so successful is because your predatory business practices force artists to undercut themselves while you refuse to disclose your take. No matter where you turn, the artist is the last to “get rich”

I enjoy Love Actually and that's why I'm single

Giving thanks to Roy Orbison for all the music. This year I couldn't stop listening to Only the Lonely. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/0JDkhL4…

Me: "I've managed to keep my house plants alive for almost 6 months, and I'm not even stressing!" Also me: [Google Search History] "Can you give plants Pedialyte?"

We never do get enough time with the ones we love, do we? Soak it up.

Someone told Beethoven he couldn’t be a musician bc he was deaf. I’m glad he didn’t listen to them

Alexa take down the Christmas tree

My new band YDH just dropped merch all over the internet

Undefeated

😳

I also miss the rains down in Africa

No, I can’t tell you what I ate for dinner last night, but if you need a perfect word for word rap from the song Waterfalls by TLC, I got you Memory is funny that way. I wonder if anyone else has something like this locked in their brain?

My German ancestors missed a prime opportunity to name chicken sausage, Bokwurst

If you had one day in #Tokyo, where would you eat?

This feels like a moment I'll look back on many times... A.I. has made something incredible, or at least shown it can. And a valid contribution to rock n roll. The crossroads between innovation and art are here. We are no longer alone in the creation of music.

🚨🇺🇸HUGE LOSS FOR PUBLIC LIBRARIES: COURT RULES AGAINST INTERNET ARCHIVE | 500K BOOKS REMOVED A court has ruled that the Internet Archive, a key resource used by public libraries to lend books digitally, can no longer lend over 500,000 books like "The Catcher in the Rye" and "To