Fuck Nyakundi buana! Land amendment Bill is the real threat but this nigga is diverting people's attention to cybercrime!

Expecting tuongee kila siku because we are dating is some nasty business.

The hashtag #RejectCybercrimeLaw was heavily censored. But when the time comes, even the algorithm will bow.

Yaani mko na female cousins wenye wanaskia wivu mkipata girlfriends😂

To those girls planning to wear leg chains but don't know the meaning, right leg is prostitute. The left leg is Lesbian.

your phone ever so dry that you explored settings

juzi mmelia ati huwa nawaengage na huwa sipost...Sahi napost fwaa mnasema naoverdo....mnataka aje lakini??

Kuna stage ukifika unaamua sasa kupunguza utumiaji wa mihadarati

Once you start answering your phone calls on loudspeaker, there's no going back.

Sunday afternoon ukiwa single huwa unaathirika sana hata unaweza kufa

Acha sasa nianze kueka memes back to back ikifuatwa na toxicity na bitterness kidogo hapa na pale😂

When an HR recruiter asks about your availability for an interview, always request the earliest morning slot.

Interviews give me mad anxiety jeeezus...Can't we have another criteria aki juu I promise I'm better than that,ni kupanic tu😭😭😭😭

twitter inakuanga imejaaa atheist left right and center....daily I must find something worth shaking my faith walai as a Christian.

Ebu mnishow app ingine, Cricfy inabore nkt

I starved around people who have serious money,lacked school fees,but I never got mad at them even once. I got motivated because I knew their money wasn’t mine. Heal from entitlement, your successful friends and relatives owe you nothing. So get your sh*t together!!

I regret asking this woman to be my girlfriend, I freakin hate phone calls and she calls me like 10 times per day 😭

"I love you as a friend" madem wana deserve periods na hizo cramps

Replacing emotional pain with physically pain in the gym is an underated coping mechanism bruh, huwa unaachwa feeling mad peaceful

Neighbours please!😂